Friday, February 14, 2014

So, Does Latex Go With Chocolate...?


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not chocolate!
That's Alberta Tar Sand, fracked for your convenience and pleasure by strong and studley men.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of September 11, what do y'all think of this:

Written September 11, 2002

The events of that sunny September morning succeeded only in revealing America’s strengths. Those strengths were never really absent, only latent. The events of that day, especially the drama in Pennsylvania, precipitated a crystallisation of the American spirit.
Todd Beamer, and the brave, intrepid, but ultimately doomed, of United 93, did more to stiffen the spiritual resolve of America than a flotilla of Aircraft Carrier Battle Groups could ever hope to. Those two score heroes single-handedly forged the iron of America’s soul into steel. They turned terror into a force that ennobled human beings rather than making them cower in fear. And now, on the first anniversary, how silly the terrorists have been. They have allowed America to become not only angry, but bored. America is never really dangerous until it is bored. Saddam learned this.


Can The Tutor and I write shit, or what?

Critter said...

Chocolate is easy to clean off of latex. Just hose it down. I understand most Burmese trannies know the technique.

Eric Praline said...

Of course they go together. If you've got chocolate, latex, and strawberry flavored lube, who needs candy?