Showing posts with label AGW Fail Awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AGW Fail Awesome. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

ICYMI--Michael Mann To Be Climate Cornholed With His Hockey Stick

As if it weren't bad enough that Steve McIntyre has taken apart his formal pleading in his "defamation" case against Mark Steyn and found it filled with lies about how his work was scientifically exonerated by a host of unimpeachable sources, Mann has a much larger problem--and it's all his doing.
You see, before he was stupid enough to sue Steyn, Mann sued Dr. Timothy Ball...in Canada where he hoped the Orwellian speech police tribunal (which Steyn dismantled in another lawsuit) would find that Ball's comments on Mann faking his Hockey Stick data were libelous.
Operating on the premise that the truth is a defense against libel, and with clarity of thought foreign to most American legislators, the Canadian court ordered Mann to produce his metadata--you know, the same metadata he and UVA spent millions to keep hidden from Ken Cuccinelli--Mann refused, repeatedly.
Last week, the court ruled him in default--meaning Ball wins. It also means Ball can call him a lying, junk-science charlatan because he has the backing of a court ruling.
Oh yeah, one more thing--it means Ball can counter sue for damages. He hasn't yet, but Steyn has--for $10 million. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Well, Ball would get the first bite--his suit is older--and not just at Mann, but also at his flu$h backer$, including David $uzuki. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
It doesn't get much better than that.

UPDATE: From Mikey's Facebook page, where his lawyer says Sullivan is full of shit.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Awesome: AGW Ship Of Fools Gets Rescue Bill

Tony Abbott's government is sending the Spirit of Mawson assclowns a $2.4 million bill for rescuing them from the Antarctic ice they said had melted because of AGW. Outstanding!


About fucking time some of these Thermageddon Mongers paid for their perfidy.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Even More Awesome Thermageddon FAIL: Icebreaker Sent To Rescue Icebound Ecotards Gets Stuck Too

It doesn't get any better than this.  Bwuhahahahahahahahahhhaha.

Elevated from the comments for #Awesome:
"Apparently there's a French icebreaker coming to rescue the Chinese icebreaker that was going to rescue the Russian icebreaker. I wonder how many icebreakers fit into the sea between the south pole and New Zealand?" -- critter.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Awesome: Realtime Thermageddon FAIL

Check out this awesome from the Filthy Engineer. He found an interactive map of Unicorn-Fart Energy FAIL all across EUnuchstan, which the thieves running the Birdshredder Boondoggle have obligingly made available.
As you can see in the comments, one array of Carbon Crucifixes, Siglos in Spain, was at the time "producing" minus 100kW.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh yeah guys, it's definitely a PR win. Keep it up.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Feel Good Story Of The Year: Russians Charge Greenpiss Thermageddon Ecotards With Piracy.


"Russia filed piracy charges Tuesday against Greenpeace activists who tried to climb onto an offshore drilling platform in the Arctic owned by the state-controlled gas company Gazprom.
The activists are on a Greenpeace ship, the Arctic Sunrise, which was seized last week by the Russian Coast Guard and towed Tuesday into port near Murmansk."
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They could get 15 years, each!
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.