Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts
Saturday, June 8, 2013
"I'm Alive"
I dug in...stayed hid.
Motherships will be collecting the remaining predators within the hour.
Ten, no, 11 seasons...what? Yeah, I'll tell 'em.
Friday, June 7, 2013
There May Not Be Enough Alcohol...
I have a houseful of 11-year-old girls--delayed birthday party. Only six of the original kazillion are sleeping over. Luckily, I was able to get to the liquor store before the onslaught. They "graduated" from 5th grade today. I managed to clean the house, buy all the food, attend the 1:30 ceremony and, so far, maintain some semblance of functionality.
I. Am. A. God.
Cinnamon rolls for breakfast--I doubt I will be able to look at an egg. Liquor store doesn't open again until 9 a.m.
As Lt. Commander Gary Mitchell said, "Pray that you die easily."
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