Showing posts with label Thanks For The Traffic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thanks For The Traffic. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Thanks, Minions

Yesterday was the best single day since I was exiled here to Blogger Siberia from WP in 2012.

No, No five-figure days yet. But then we haven't shut down the Bloggies like we did back then, nor has Catalina Robayo gone commando again--so, obviously no 40k days or 100k weeks yet either. Nor have I garnered the attention of giants like Jerry Pournelle again either...yet.

Fuck The Code Monkeys--Onward!!!


Thursday, February 20, 2014

Is Spam With Bacon...Spacon?


It must be bacon. Look:


All, nearly all, of this from this morning is spambots, all hitting my post about the Daily Bayonet's old Alarming Alarmist contest.
Now, it's been a while since I posted any spam--in fact, since I was still at the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed. But given this morning's activity, I scanned the folder for hilarity. And while it's not up to the "better-than-Kolean-toy-assembry-instructions" caliber Engrish I used to post, it's close.
So, without further ado, It's time again for Fun With Spam:
Be narrow notwithstanding when organic phenomenon, the author sum evenhanded below the click for a relief proficiency?
Not bad. But wait, there's more...
Large indefinite quantity more mesmeric to the end where you turn your car is for you. Neglect the nigh valuate. If in that location's a higher-up thought of what taxonomic group.
"mesmeric," I'm going to use that. It's mine now.

This next one, tragically, I think I almost understand...
Initiate your dog to be erosion for this information is ofttimes the island floods, how numerous kinsfolk employ it would in a sinuate material. This is efficacious accumulation to the inaugural locate.
And finally...
Mental faculty help you act best decisions without so often on what reincarnate it whole kit and boodle for you. Fend off these risks and reckon big with all gemstones.
Yeah, if I had the mental faculty to reincarnate a whole kit and boodle, you better believe I'd get some gemstones.
Sadly, according to the street carnies downtown, I'm not mesmeric enough.