Monday, April 1, 2013

Awesome: Hansen To Quit NASA So He Can Sue The Government For Not Fixing Global Warming



This could be Epic. James "Dr. Venus" Hansen, whose projections of Thermageddon were so laughably wrong he spent the last several years corrupting the US temperature record to manufacture some congruence, is retiring from NASA this week.


(R)etirement will allow Dr. Hansen to press his cause in court. He plans to take a more active role in lawsuits challenging the federal and state governments over their failure to limit emissions, for instance, as well as in fighting the development in Canada of a particularly dirty form of oil extracted from tar sands.

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I can't wait to see him defend his data tampering in court. What do you suppose the going price for the popcorn concession is?

10 comments:

Lord Galleywood said...

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B.C. said...

Man, the discovery phase and cross-examinations are going to be fucking EPIC!!! Orville Redenbacher, bless his capitalist soul, is rolling over in his grave over the fact that he didn't live long enough to cash in on the coming popcorn windfall.

Soylent Sage said...

Thank you, Me Lud.

Eric Praline said...

I'm dubious about these "lawsuits." Something tells me that CockHolder or some regime vermin in the EPA will "settle out of court" for ungodly sums. Since the DOE loan guarantee scam has been thoroughly exposed, this might be a new way to grease "green movement" Dem cronies at the taxpayers' expense.

Eric Praline said...

P.S. What's the record for number of sarcastic quotes in a single comment? I think I might've clinched it.

Soylent Sage said...

I don't know Eric. BC might have the record, either over at the Rott or at my old place--Fuck The Code Monkeys--but then, he tends to use italics. So, you may technically be champ.

Steamboat McGoo said...

Hansen finally quit? My heart soars like a hawk.

The Green/GW Movement is dead. Personally, I think it was zombified years ago but has never been properly brain-shot until recently.

Nature (in the form of 15+ years of non-GW behavior) found a way.

Soylent Sage said...

McGoo--It isn't dead until the last Democrat, Ponzi-scheming totalitarian thief is strung up on razor wire and perpetually showered with Polar Bear Piss.

Rickvid in the Yakima Valley said...

Yououououou eeeevvviiiilllll right win-gerz! Just because the facts are against me does NOT mean that anything I say is wrong! WE WILL ALL BURN FROM MANMADGLOWBALLWARMENINGTHATWILLDESTROYTHEWORLDANDKILLUSALL! And it will all be YOUR fault! Die, evil fact tossing nazicommiefahionistas! DIE!

Or something.

XOXO

Jimmie