Showing posts with label Fuck Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck Google. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Well, I Guess I Can Get Rid Of That Content Warning

This morning I logged in to she how shitty my stats were only to learn they are about to get even shittier. On my dashboard was this happy message:
On March 23rd, Blogger will no longer allow certain sexually explicit content. Learn more here.
I'll save you the trouble, it says the snooch police will be taking over Blogger. No more pink, only the #GovernmentIssueGray of the FCC.
Starting March 23, 2015, you won't be able to publicly share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity on Blogger. 
Note: We’ll still allow nudity if the content offers a substantial public benefit, for example in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts.
Now, of course, my first reaction was...

But then I thought...Educational? Scientific? I'm sensing the possibility of some outs here. I mean, Soylent is nothing if not all about...
Then there's that whole I-know-it-when-I-see-it issue with defining "explicit" and "graphic." But beyond that, I think these poltroons can be hanged by their own zeal to be inoffensive.
How about this proposal--I post nothing but lesbians for the next month (trannies would be better--from an educational standpoint--but for my purposes lesbians will do) and when they censor the blog as explicit and graphic, I sue because Google finds lesbians offensive. Deep pockets...Deep.

So, Katy, do you think I have a case? ;-)
BTW, that does embiggenify. because #MotherfuckingScience.