Antarctic Melt So Bad, Ecotards Get Trapped In The Ice... In Summer!

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!

AGW Asclown Quote Of The Month

Yes, comedy gold is still being mined from the Epic Fail of this year's UN Kleptocrat Carbon Trade Show in Poland. And from Philippine Eco-tard Naderev Saño comes:

"It was not only disappointing, but miserably disappointing...It was a dismal failure."

Dammit Me Hearties, The Ruskies Have Dropped The Greenpiss Piracy Charges

Buckle me swash, no 15 years in a Siberian gulag for these Ecotard shitstains? I'd have keelhauled them, and used what was left for shark chum. On the bright side, they are still charged with 'Hooliganism," which could still mean seven years a piece. Aaargh!

Frack Heads Epitomize Cognitive Dissonance

Everything this Brit Twit has at her Anti-EvilOil/GasProtest© is either directly or indirectly (smelted aluminum) produced from fossil fuels. Maybe she rode there on a hemp tricycle with wooden wheels.  
(Photo from Doug Ross.)

Ecuador's Eco-Extortion Fails. Tree Huggers Crushed

Yeah I hate it when that happens, a perfectly good protection racket...wait for it...up in smoke. Remember a few years ago when Ecuador announced it would not drill for oil under its rain forests if the "international community" ponied up $3.5 billion.
Well, apparently Sting didn't have that much in petty cash--so, they're going to drill. Nice try guys. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Speaking of Ecuador, Snarky Basrtard said he was going there a while back. Dude, where's my Panama hat, and my tortoise? You forgot my Blue-footed Booby too, right? Well, lucky for me, I have something better: Blue-Breasted Boobies!

• Hey, it is T-Gif Friday.

H/T Tom Nelson (whose compilation of Eco-fail is strong today.)

Obama's Model Economy Nationalizes The Sun

Yes, Spain, the nation that took Green Economic Collapse to unheard of heights--or depths--has outdone even itself. By "Royal Decree" it has nationalized the Sun--and will fine anyone collecting their own sunlight.
"If you get caught collecting photons of sunlight for your own use, you can be fined as much as 30 million euros...If you were thinking the best energy option was to buy some solar panels that were down 80% in price, you can forget about it."
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. So, how's the Spanish solar industry taking this?
"Of all the possible scenarios, this is the worst," said Jose Donoso, president of the Spanish Photovoltaic Union.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Even better--it used to take 12 year to break even on a 2.4KW residential installation.* Now it will take 35 years.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

*Actually bullshit, because the panels don't last that long.

One Sentence-Carbon Kleptocrat FAIL Twofer

I love a joke with two punchlines. Actually there's a third, but it's at the very end of the linked article. But let's just enjoy this opening sentence, shall we?

"A 98 percent drop in the value of official UN-backed carbon credits is pushing sellers of emission offsets into the voluntary market, where prices are as much as 30 times higher."

Bwuhahahahahaha. Only a government would continue trying to sell something that's lost 98 percent of its (entirely artificial) value. But enough about California.
Let's look at the second highlighted part; that means there are rich imbeciles out there--some running companies you may be invested in--who are willing to buy these worthless pieces of paper for as much as $8 per tonne, rather than 43-euro cents.
The voluntary carbon market--where Eco-tards throw money away to make themselves feel morally superior.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh yeah, the third punchline? Look at the companies listed as clients of The CarbonNeutral Company...the obvious one is Tata Steel. Is there anyone connected with that company who has anything to do with pushing UN carbon credits...? Why, yes. Yes there is.

H/T Tom Nelson

ICYMI--Thermageddon Models Suck Grand Wazoo

But according to Der Obamaenfuhrer, he has the right to take your freedom to protect the planet.

From The Hockey Shtick:
The paper adds to hundreds of other peer-reviewed papers demonstrating the abject failure of climate models.

Chart from WUWT.

Cause Of The AWG Pause Discovered: Fat People

That's right. According to Canadian scientists, if you're going to the gym--you're killing the planet! Dieting? You don't care about TehChildren!! Exercising? You're a Nazi Denailist!!! Fat People are the cure for Thermageddon.

"Obese people--those with a body mass index greater than 30--seem to use less energy in order to stay warm in cooler temperatures than their thinner counterparts, the study found".

Using less energy means, of course, equals emitting less CO2. Awesome!
Naturally, with gravity having increased its relentless pull on my over-50 physique, I'm all for supporting this research: Couch Potatoes For The Planet! 
We need to make some T-shirts...okay, yeah, sweatshirts would probably make more sense.
But think of the marketing tie-ins. We could really magnify the Eco-Tard cognitive dissonance factor: Bacon Burgers For Babies, Eat Scrapple To Save The Big Apple--Bloomberg would shit himself over that one--this one too: Big Gulps For Gaia. 
And then, of course, there's the whole protected-status jujitsu angle: Eco-Tards discriminate against the the Calorically Dependent! Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ken Trenberth to announce he's discovered the "Missing Heat" in subcutaneous deposits in 3...2...1. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm thinking there's some major fun to be had here. Have at it guys.

H/T Tom Nelson

Surprise: Another Scottish Wind Turbine Collapses Due To WIND

Yes, the Plover-Pureeing Carbon Crucifixes don't work when there's no wind, and when there's a lot, they crash to the ground--but they will still save the planet if we cover every square inch of arable land with them. This time in the Eco-FAIL occurred in Aberdeen.

It is The Scotsman's top story--knocking the custody fight over a sheep from the top of the page.

The landowner used a tractor with a digger attachment to collect the turbine blades on Wednesday. Neighbour Willie Mitchell, whose home overlooks Mr Anderson’s land, said: “It just goes to show how dangerous these things can be.

H/T Tallbloke via Tom Nelson

EUnuchs Rediscover Their Nads--Refuse To Bail Out Thermageddon Indulgences Market

Hooray! Yippee! The EUro carbon market crashed to an all-time low after the Parliament declined to artificially re-inflate the worthless pieces of paper the banks/governments have been trading for years while telling suckers it would save the planet.
His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama and Communist Asswipe Sen. Bernie "Carbon Tax" Sanders hardest hit.
Oh, and to JuliaTard down in OZ. How are those poll numbers now?
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The Funniest Thing You'll See Today: The Daily Kos "Michael Mann Is A Hero" Poll

You can read the whole he's-a-persecuted-warrior-for-truth piece of nonsense here, but it's thesis is sorely tested by the poll appearing at the bottom...

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

H/T James Delingpole via Tom Nelson

Karma is a MuthaFucka

Well, bankrupt Fisker got the balance of its half-billion DOE Scamulus loan guarantee anyway Friday and immediately fired 75 percent of its employees. Oops...

According to the class action suit filed by Outten & Golden, in a California district court, Fisker failed to notify the employees 60 days in advance, violating the federal U.S. Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act and a similar state WARN Act.

The same firm won $3.5 million for fired Solyndsa workers.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 

H/T Tom Nelson 

From The Just-Call-It-Something-Else Playbook, How To Fool Neanderthal Republicans Into Supporting "Action On Climate"

Yes, by using a paean to one of the founding fathers, and a simple linguistic substitution, "Climate Communications Experts" have determined that you too can fool EvilGas&Coal©-loving Republicans into admitting pollution is bad.

Yes, someone actually paid theses "academics" for producing documentation of this stunning revelation. But they did it for you, and ForTheChildren©. 

Carbon pollution is fouling our air and our water, and harming our health. We should take steps to maintain the purity of our air and water. As Benjamin Franklin said, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Which best describes your feelings about this? (Emphasis mine)

See? You have them thinking about soot and ash, not invisible CO2--Republicans are so stupid. Now, just substitute one for the other and...

Our free-enterprise economy only works properly when individuals and companies are held accountable for harm that their actions cause to unconsenting people or the country as a whole. Companies that release heat-trapping pollution into the air should be accountable for those costs. Which best describes your feelings about this?

Voila, "60 percent of the respondents supported climate action." They're too stupid to remember we did this before changing Global Warming to Climate Change, then to Global Climate Disruption to Global Weirding.

Don't try to use science--with the Hockey Stick shown to be even more fraudulent than before, none of the predicted sea level rise, no tropospheric hot spot as predicted, and no Global Warming for at least 16 years--you can't win.

Use semantics--because Republicans are stupid.

H/T Tom Nelson