Danke

Well, all I can tell you about this...

is that most of it came from das vaterland.

Wonder what they were looking for. Maybe Juliane...?

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Yeah, she can be Linky Love for these guys from the previous post. Because #Science!!!

Just A Week Away...Halloween Linky Love

Awesome, A Contest I Could Actually Win

Found this via Bad Blue this a.m. at another site I forgot to put in the blogroll after the move: the Most Influential Blog In The History Of The Hyperverse...or something.

But how can I, with perhaps the most storied record of code monkey assfuckery in hyperverse history, actually win...? Easy, there's no voting! Of course there is a minor possible snag--one of you will have to nominate me.
Even though there is no voting, there are some rules--which seems like a non sequitur, but I'll play along. They are:

1. Display the award;
2. Link back to your nominator;
3. Answer seven questions concocted by your nominator;
4. Nominate other blog(s) and link them and,
5. Tell them you've nominated them.
Okay, 1--duh. 2--duh. 3--pending. 4--okay:

The Feral Irishman
The Lonely libertarian
Proof Positive
Visual Consumer
The Gormogons
Real Science
Knuckledraggin'
Aggie Sith
5--hmm, *devilish grin crawls over face.* Oh, alright. You know what? Fuck #3....

Soylent, what motivates you to blog?
Revenge, to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear lamentations of their women.
Soylent, how do you come up with ideas?
Drugs...and lots of alcohol. I pretty much need them just to read the news these days. So, I have the proper perspective.
Greatest Achievement?
When McGoo, Harbqll, the Glorious Lemur King and I engineered the cancellation of the 2010 Web Log awards by getting RealClimate nominated as Best Religious Blog. I'll never beat that, although getting linked by Jerry Pournelle was pretty cool.
Appetizer? Whisky.
Salad? Whisky.
Main Course? Uh...a whisky.
And for dessert? I'll have a whisky.

And for the rest of you....Linky Love Chain Bra Awesome!!!

You might want to embiggenify that. See you on the victory podium.

A Soylent PSA: New Linky Love Contender...?

Now, while nice, I don't think she holds a dripping hot candle to my chainmail skirt babe...

or even my original Linky Love Chain Bra babe, Julianne...

But as your Snoochmonger in residence, I am duty bound to present these morsels. If for no other reason than one of you may be in the market for a Linky Love logo, I'm here to help.

ICYMI: Wirecutter's New Battle Station Is Fully Operational

He's still posting at the old place but will be moving here soon. Change your blogrolls accordingly if you need your fix of Cameltoe!

Oh yeah, Fuck The Feds!

LinkyLove Reacharound: Wombat and Friends

Yes thanks to his iron constitution finally beating the CIA-created sickness that left him marooned in the 57th state for a fortnight, Wombat manage to post two of the three weeks worth of Rule 5 awesome I had forwarded--hey, when you're inventing your own antibodies to Andromeda Strain, you need all the snooch you can get.
But I digress. Thanks to his recovery, an extra thousand folks stopped by yesterday and pushed this pissant blog over the 3000 mark for the first time since our unceremonious departure from WP--Fuck The Code Monkeys.
Anyway, go welcome him back to the land of the living and check out the other...accouterments in the the Rule 5 Mega Ultra Lightning Babe post..

Chain Bra Linky Love: Barking Moonbat Early Warning System

Thanks to Drew for his pimpage of the new Siberian digs yesterday.







 And yes, I can take a hint...

And here I thought skull fucking was a bad thing. (Click to embiggenify.)

Chain Bra Linky-love Reach-Around: RSM

Yes, because we haven't yet done so here at the new Siberian site...we must acknowledge the fine work that Robert Stacy McCain is doing, toiling away on the campaign trail, so far off in the wilds of the nation that he's out past where God lost his shoes. Thanks for keeping us abreast of all the water-headed FAIL coming from the GOP establishment candidates.
And thanks to Smitty, and the world's youngest blogger, for holding down the fort for the Paripatetic Poundkey. Hah--how's that for a wordbuggery?

And speaking of keeping abreast--it wouldn't be Chain Bra Linky-love any other way, would it?--thanks to Wombat, the Rule 5 Rapscallion without whose dedication to putting up Two Weeks Worth of Rule 5 Awesome after simultaneously contracting Dengue Fever, Hammer Toe, Pig's Knuckle and Washer-Woman's Elbow, we'd have never had our first 2000-plus visit day yesterday. Thanks, guys.

Of course calculating traffic here is a little different when the stat page say my day starts at 8 p.m.--but, on the bright side, I did get the scheduling thing to work, and it knows what time it is. Oh, and I was able to correct an oversight and add Sanyo to the blogroll, so maybe that will continue working now too.
In the meantime, I must resign myself to crushing my enemies, driving them before me and listening to the lamentations of their women.
Okay, maybe not always lamentations...

Chain Bra Linky Love: The Truth About Guns

The proprietor over at The Truth About Guns was nice enough to send several hundred folks my way via the Iron Man 3 Mandarin Poster post. So I moseyed around over there a bit and I found: Good crowd, good info, good humor.
Now, I would have put them in one of the blogrolls but, this chicken-shit, built-by-teenage-hackers Google/Blogger platform has more fleas than a $2 Barcelona whore. 
All of a sudden, I can't add anyone to the existing link lists without getting an error message about "completing the form." Fuck you! Try to create a new list...? Fuck you! 
(UPDATE: Repair effected. TTAG in Blogroll.)
The comment widget was already broken, and so was another widget I wanted to add, oh yeah--recent posts. This is basic shit, people. No wonder you're phone idea went straight down the toilet. 
So where was I? Oh yeah, go give these guys a shout out if you haven't already. And if it's linky love, it's Juliane... 

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