QOTD on Weepy Bill Exiting As Chair At 350.org

"Bill--we shall always remember you as the guy who helped us to understand that environmental activism is what people do when they can't figure out a plausible way to pose as a member of a persecuted minority." -- Eric Worrall

Obama's Thermageddon Summit FAIL

Unexpectedly, a few luminaries won't be attending....
Aussie PM Tony Abbott...? Sorry, too busy running the country.
Indian PM Narendra Modi...? Too busy scrapping 'green energy.'
Canadian PM Stephen Harper...? Too busy selling oil-sands gas to the Chinese instead of us.
Oh, and speaking of the Chinese...? Still laughing about Copenhagen.
Yeah, I'm still laughing about Jokenhagen too.
Still, Obamandias can count on "Weepy" Bill McKibben and the Communist Party USA to be there...but I repeat myself.
Oh wait, did I say "Weepy" Bill McKibben? Why yes...yes I did.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Top O' Teh Twit: Weepy Bill

Weepy Bill must be off his meds agaian. He's congratulating Harvard for "full divestment." Apparently, Thermageddon is all a plot concocted by teh Joooooooos. I wonder if there's a 97-percent consensus on that.

I can hear Patsy Cline now...."Crazy..."
Psst, hey Bill, when there's more than one "divestment" agenda being pushed by leftist loons, you need to be clear about which one you're talking about.

Elevated from the comments for Awesome:

Soon the truth will get out that global warming is a plot to depopulate the world to prepare it for takeover by the Shapeshifting Lizard-Jooooooz from the 8th Dimension!1!1!1! They're going to steal our precious bodily fluids and kill us with chemtrails after giving our kids autism with childhood vaccinations!11!!!ELEVENTY!!1!

My Heart Soars Like A Wind Turbine-Shredded Hawk

Guess who's coming to town....Weepy Bill!!!

Yes, everyone's favorite Thermageddon Monger Moonbat is coming to the Burg for a Communist Funfest to celebrate to Death of the Coal Industry--which officially starts today.
But, hey, there's still a lot of fracking going on around here, and Bill and his fellow travelers at the Merton Center have to stop that too. We can't realize the Totalitarian Dream if people have the freedom cheap energy delivers--that must be crushed!
So come on over and join in the praises of killers like Che, al Zawahiri, and PA's own Mumia Abu Jamal--because they want to save the planet from AGW too, just like Charlie Manson. C'mon, we can sing some of Weepy Bill's Christmas Carols. It'll be more fun than putting LSD in your water supply.

* Have a Jolly Thermageddon, while you're freezing in the dark,
   Even so, there will be snow, on corpses in the park,*
C'mon, everybody sing....