An Alarming Multi-Link Alert About Alarmist Alarmism and Girls With Guns And Other Alarmingly Big Things

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A Point Of Order

Some of you keener observers may have noticed there was no Linky-Love Chain Bra, Chain Skirt or Chain Mail Awesome in the last post about Anthony's 200 million hits. There's a reason for that. It is the reason I am now on this shithole Blogger platform instead of WP.
Links to the prurient pix and recalcitrant ravings of a small-time Internet God (hey, Lemur King made me a badge, dammit) elicited complaints from some in his audience. Those complaints were passed on. C'est la vie.
So the short version is there may be times I extend Linky Love to other sites without any actual Linky Loveliness. However, I might post a Linky Love coda, as it were...

Humpday Hawtness: Emily

H/T American Power, which really should be in your blogroll. 

Ooh wait, that counts as Linky Love, doesn't it...? 

A Soylent PSA: New Linky Love Contender...?

Now, while nice, I don't think she holds a dripping hot candle to my chainmail skirt babe...

or even my original Linky Love Chain Bra babe, Julianne...

But as your Snoochmonger in residence, I am duty bound to present these morsels. If for no other reason than one of you may be in the market for a Linky Love logo, I'm here to help.

High Praise to Proof...

For nominating Soylent Green as The Most Fucking Awesome Agent Of Chaos In The Hyperverse.

Yes Proof was sage enough to recognize that I, of all the nominees, am the only one ever thrown off the Hyperverse twice in the same month for Laying Down The Smack Of Truth and still returning to the fray.
So head on over to I'm A Man! I'm 41! Show Proof his sagacity isn't senility and vote for me, your Sentinel Of Snooch, your Master Of Motherfucking Science, your Hermes Of The Hyperverse. Fuck the code monkeys, Fuck Obama, and Fuck the Supreme Court--and anybody that looks like them! Oh, and since I have three links here, what better opportunity to again display our new Chainmail Linky-Love Babe:

Oh, and to show I can suck ass with the best of them, something for my new best friend at I'm A Man! I'm 41!

OverNighty: Best Chainmail Ever

I may have to make this the new Linky Love logo. Damn.