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EUnuch Thermageddon Rules: Not A Bug, A Feature

Ferry engine breakdowns and fires, strandings at sea in the world's busiest shipping lane, collisions, loss of life--and all for just $79 more per ticket? Sounds wonderful, right? Well that's what the dick-smoking EUnuchs in Brussels think, because they've just ordered the Pommies to use shitty Ecotard fuel in their English Channel ferries that will do all those things.
And of course when traffic drops to a trickle, the shipping companies will also lay off thousands of workers.
But, on the bright side, they will all freeze in the dark this winter because they won't be able to pay their home fuel bills either--so, no net loss to the system.

Merry Christmas --the EU

H/T ANtzInPantz

Steve Goddard FTW!

Steve, AKA Tony, put this up the other day.
The real reason Progs fear !!!Global Warming!!!

Heh.

Chris Mooney-bat: Thermageddon Causes Bean Balls

I shit you not. This moron is claiming !!!GlobalWarming!!! causes baseball violence. Oh, and regular violence too. Proof????...

Now that's some #MotherfuckingScience.

H/T Marc Morano

Fed Thermageddon Tyrants: Resistance Is Futile

The Borg at FEMA have sent a blackmail note requiring "climate plans" from the states. No compliance, no money. You.Will. Be. Assimilated!

Ah...So That's How They Do It

#Shockface: People's Climate March Is Peopled With Communists

#Unexpectedly...

And in a typical display of cognitive dissonance...

How many CO2 munching trees died for this...? Well with countereffects like this...

*What difference, at this point, does it make?

Don't forget...

And they'll be exploiting children too...

And #Unexpectedly, the Climate Train is peopled with thieves and scumbags...

Laughfest Of The Week at #AskDrMann

This is going on now at TehTwit....

Big H/T to Mark Steyn who had it in his sidebar.

UPDATE AWESOME!!!! Check out what happened mere moments ago...

Made it, ma! Top of the world!!!

An Observation On The EPA Thermagedon Hearings

As awesome as it was seeing 26,000 United Mineworkers shut down Pittsburgh at noon yesterday, clogging the streets outside the federal building where the EPA began two days of public comment on its Back To The Stone Age CO2 Limitation Rule, inside the building, crap like this was being read into the record:

"The consequences of continuing this pattern of energy use are surely devastating both to the atmosphere and the fresh water system, for us and especially for our children and their grandchildren." -- Chatham University biologist Patricia DeMarco.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
Could she possibly have added any more ecotard, liberal, zero-sum, misinformed hand wringing? I'll wager she thought it was "devastating" when the Chatham board voted in the spring to go co-ed in an effort to not go broke. Now she has to deal with all that male ickiness, assuming any males actually apply. But I digress.
As some of you may remember, the EPA cut off public comment in 2009 when it was ostensibly formulating these rules, and deleted all comments calling their farmed-out "science" into question.
So while it's gratifying to see some people rally for common sense, it doesn't matter to the elite billionaires funding the ecotard annihilation of the poor, sick and old, and then the rest of us--we spoil the view from the veranda, don't you know--nor does it matter to their bought-and-paid-for minions in the EPA.
When I started my first blog, Soylent Green, the tag line read, "Just what you need when you're freezing in the dark."
After my exile to Siberia, I changed it to reflect the current state of affairs. In the last 13 years this government has systematically moved to take away our energy, food and shelter. So, is throwing thousands of people out of work and quintupling the energy costs for millions going to stop them? No. It's a feature, not a bug.

The NYT--One Stop Climate Clown Parade

Okay, try and follow this, if you can. Yesterday, after Guardian thermageddon monger Suzanne Goldberg  claimed the Antarctic ice is in total collapse, Andrew Revkin--yeah, the NYT's resident ClimateClown--called her out for her moronosity. Yeah, it was mildly amusing to see the NYT chastise the Guardian for being the bastion of ecoloonery the Times strives to be.
But then it got better, Today, the Times published it's own front page hysteria about the collapse of the Antarctic based on the same AGU press release--and even using the same headline: "Melting of Antarctic Ice is called unstoppable." apparently, they didn't check with Andy.
Oh, but that's not the punchline. It had already been delivered in The Australian:

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

ICYMI--The Thermageddon/Obama Mockery QOTD

From Dr. Spank over at AOSHQ...

"What you have to do is subtract the cost of doing nothing from the cost of mitigation then subtract how it makes you feel divided by racism to get the correct figures."

That's going in the sidebar. No, not the .gif, though it is pretty good too.

We Can't Find Flight 370 Because #Thermageddon

They really just can't see the stupid for the trees. Yes, Global Warming reveals its amazing powers once again.
I mean, the aliens who took that plane to the moon are laughing their asses off...at least, I think they have asses. Well, if not, Mother Jones obviously has plenty.
H/T The Daley Gator

The New AAAS Thermageddon Propaganda Site

They call it WHAT WE KNOW. After a two-second perusal of its title page, here's WHAT I KNOW...

I know these guys are--to paraphrase Michael Mann: more than 100 percent full of shit. Based on the evidence? Of what--aliens building Machu Picchu, the Bermuda Triangle, Cold Fusion? Because that's about as good as their "evidence" gets. And they put that laughable 97 % bogosity right there for all to see. Then, again, WHAT I KNOW is 97 percent of pseudoscientists will do whatever it takes to keep the green graft funding their ivory-towered academic fiefdoms, rather than do any work that could actually be tested.

And the reviews are in: Embarrassment...Mangled...Fallacy and more.

SURPRISE!!! The Lying Thermageddon Mongers At the IPCC Lied To Keep The AGW Gravy Train Rolling

They had Lindzen and Spencer in their 2013 report about how low climate sensitivity to CO2 really is, but chose to leave it out of their Summary for Policy Makers--you know, the ones with the money like John Effing Kerry who thinks AGW is a greatest threat to humanity since unicorns learned to fly.
Fuck 'em all--with the fossilized foreskin of Genghis Khan wrapped in razor wire, soaked in Polar Bear piss.

It Wasn't Man That Altered Briffa's Tree-Ring Accuracy, It Was Mann's Hockey Team

I never noticed this, but once Steve Goddard pointed it out, it was obvious. In his 1997 paper, Keith Briffa said he didn't understand why his tree-ring reconstructions, which had previously tracked well with temperature, diverged suddenly around 1960.
 

He ascribed the changed to some as yet unknown anthropogenic influence. He was right. There was indeed a man-made influence: James Hansen et al at NASA and NOAA. If Briffa had used the National Academy of Sciences data from 1975, before Hansen...

 He could have done this...

And made a much better case for the soundness of his work. But he used data from the Hockey Team, which was busy "hiding the decline" to make themselves the gods of every-year-is-the-hottest-ever science policy, altereing the data, cooling the past and warming the present...

The other irony is that the non-existent divergence is what prompted "Mike's Nature Trick." But then Keith had his own trick--just delete adverse data...

So, fuck 'em all. As Goddard said, they have destroyed an entire science.

ICYMI--Michael Mann To Be Climate Cornholed With His Hockey Stick

As if it weren't bad enough that Steve McIntyre has taken apart his formal pleading in his "defamation" case against Mark Steyn and found it filled with lies about how his work was scientifically exonerated by a host of unimpeachable sources, Mann has a much larger problem--and it's all his doing.
You see, before he was stupid enough to sue Steyn, Mann sued Dr. Timothy Ball...in Canada where he hoped the Orwellian speech police tribunal (which Steyn dismantled in another lawsuit) would find that Ball's comments on Mann faking his Hockey Stick data were libelous.
Operating on the premise that the truth is a defense against libel, and with clarity of thought foreign to most American legislators, the Canadian court ordered Mann to produce his metadata--you know, the same metadata he and UVA spent millions to keep hidden from Ken Cuccinelli--Mann refused, repeatedly.
Last week, the court ruled him in default--meaning Ball wins. It also means Ball can call him a lying, junk-science charlatan because he has the backing of a court ruling.
Oh yeah, one more thing--it means Ball can counter sue for damages. He hasn't yet, but Steyn has--for $10 million. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Well, Ball would get the first bite--his suit is older--and not just at Mann, but also at his flu$h backer$, including David $uzuki. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
It doesn't get much better than that.

UPDATE: From Mikey's Facebook page, where his lawyer says Sullivan is full of shit.

Awesome: AGW Ship Of Fools Gets Rescue Bill

Tony Abbott's government is sending the Spirit of Mawson assclowns a $2.4 million bill for rescuing them from the Antarctic ice they said had melted because of AGW. Outstanding!

About fucking time some of these Thermageddon Mongers paid for their perfidy.

Steve Goddard Hits The Motherlode

"Bottom line is that there is clearly a huge error in the USHCN adjustments which has added a non-existent one degree hockey stick warming to the official US temperature record, and I now know just where to look for it in their code."

FOIA time.

The Best Fraud Money Can Buy

One of these things is not like the other. In fact, it's not like anything because it's a total fabrication. As Steve Goddard notes--QOTD candidate:

NOAA/GISS temperature corrections are larger than the claimed trend, and actually reverse the polarity. No serious scientist would attempt to publish graphs which have an error bar larger than the trend, much less present it as settled science.

It is the business of government to lie to the governed.-- Soylent Green.