Best Energy Ad EVER!

Imma Just Leave This Here...

$400K of your tax money paid for this. #FeministGlaciology
Now there's some joke material.
Have a nice day.

ICYMI A Note on "Unprecendented Warming"

H/T Tom Nelson.

Top O' Teh Twit

This is a few days old but it's still #RequiredViewing.

The Guardian: Self-Anointed Gatekeeper Of Thermageddon

Yesterday, a friend of Steve Goddard's posted a comment in the thread of a Guardian piece on AGW feedbacks, noting record amounts of antarctic sea ice are reflecting far more sunlight and acting as a negative feedback. The comment was deleted in less than five minutes. She then posted another comment, and...

So, then this appears today...

I have a comment for The Guardian...

3,000,000 Siberians Can't Be Wrong

Pffweeeet!!!!
Well, well...Three million minions here at Soylent Siberia. That's only a million less than I had when they banished me here from WordPress. #FuckTheCodeMonkeys!
And though I haven't had any successes like Catalina Robayo-level traffic (30k in a day, 200k in a week) or shut down the Weblog awards, I recently did--single-handedly, I like to believe--avert a global code monkey meddling meltdown with my Lesbian Sexual Identity Google Gambit. Now, some would argue that campaign exhibited far more redeeming social value than all of my previous pawnage of the hyperverse. Yet, even though I pimped in on Teh Twit and Google, my audience is still 60 percent of what it once was. What does that tell me? It tells me I need to find more South American beauty contest hotties baring their beavers--lesbian or not.
Yeah, but for now, you'll have to settle for Aliya Wolf because snooching for naked international beauty contest winners takes time I don't have right now and because, in addition to being horny,  I'm also thirsty...

That will embiggenify...something, BTW.
And now that you're back, thanks for stopping by and contributing to my mission of keeping the unbalanced off-balance. We'll do it again in another eight months, unless things improve or the code monkeys, or the government, shut me down. Either way. Until then, #FuckEmAll and pour me another.

Happy Alpha Proxima Day

Yes, it's Soylent's favorite holiday again. Time again  to counter the moonbattery of Earth Hour, which again for reasons known only to the Thermageddon Clergy, is celebrated on the half-hour--8:30 p.m. regardless of time zone--in much the same way Climate Changes is pimped without regard to science.But I digress.
It is time again to turn on every light and electrical appliance you can in the effort to outshine the other two stars in the trinary system. Turning off your mains and using that diesel generator will earn extra AlGore Points.

As always, idling road graders, dumps, backhoes, semis and locomotives all win points. Bonfires will again be judged on a sliding scale based on size and fuel toxicity--McGoo's barn razer and Harbqll's vinyl siding roadside inferno were near winners in previous years, and Lemur King would have placed well with the 100w LEDs--the ones that actually draw 100w--but he didn't enter that year. C'est la vie.
Remember: If it can't be seen from space, you're doing it wrong.
So send in your tales of awesome--with pictures, if you want full points. Go ahead, use the oven to heat the house while turning on the window AC. You can show the kids how weather fronts interact while giving the finger to the Thermageddon mongers--it's motherfucking science.
Speaking of which, Alpha Proxima Day also means it's time again to counter the EcoTard's  #SpokesSnooch used to lure hormone-addled boys to the cause, just as the jihadis do, with the 2015 Miss Carbon Come contest. Heather Carolin was our 2013 winner.
There were not enough nominees for a proper contest last year--so, SEND YOURS IN to soylentrefuge-at-gmail before, say, Wednesday and I'll post them all, and we'll vote. Here's a contender I stole from jeff over at A Nod To The Gods who looks remarkably like Heather Carolin...

Coincidence? I.Think.Not. Enjoy your holiday. Oh, that embiggenifies nicely, by the way.

Top O' Teh Twit: Made Tom's Feed

PT Barnum, Call Your Office

Global Warming  Climate Change  Global Climate Disruption  Thermageddon scammers come in all shapes and sizes, but this one I hadn't seen yet--the real estate development hustle. And what better place to sell this scam than the Maldives, where the government continues to plead for the UN to take US dollars and give it to them because of !!!Sea Level Rise!!! Since first making this plea--#ForTheChildren--the government has also built five new (underwater) airports. Enter this guy, who only wants $30 million for his boondoggle:

He's missing at least one zero--and clearly a lot more marbles--but I admire the balls:

A satisfactory guest experience needs to be the first and most important consideration for Luxury Hospitality. However, it was also important for the Sustainable Floating Island’s Designer to consider Sustainable Development and operational practices to reduce Ecological footprint.
The Sustainable Floating Island was presented to the Maldivian Government and official authorizations were issued as well as an island location for the development of the Sustainable Floating Island in the Republic of the Maldives.
As of today, the SFI project in the Maldives is “shovel ready” and we are seeking a $30,000,000 loan from investors / partners.

It Was -2 This Morning, So Where Is Pittsburgh's Fascist Ecotard Mayor?

He's in Washington, DC. calling for more !!!!Thermageddon WorldSaving State Control Of The Economy!!! because #GlobalWarming.

The forum, presented in conjunction with the National League of Cities, is a gathering of French and American government leaders and climate change experts in advance of theUnited Nations Paris Climate Conference being held in December 2015.The Mayor’s flight and hotel accommodations are being covered by the French Embassy.

Way to let us know you aren't doing this on the city's dime, Mayor Greenjeans--because you're all about #FiscalResponsibility and #Transparancy. Just like it's #FiscallyResponsible to give tax breaks to PNC so it can build the #GreenestBankHeadquartersEvah. Meanwhile, the temperature and the remnants of the recent #SnowAndIceStorm cause buses to breakdown across the city. trolly service delays due to a shutdown in a tunnel and a multi-car accident on the Parkway West--all at the same time during morning rush hour. I'll make sure to wish you a Happy Alpha Proxima Day in a few weeks. #Douchebag.

Top O' Teh Twit: Best Juxtaposition Ever

ICYMI, everyone's favorite IPCC Thermageddon profiteer--and soft pr@n novelist--had to resign due to sexual harassment charges.  The sheer tonnage of WIN in the cosmic conjoining of tweets above is nearly as high as the odds of it occurrence--and those odds would only cum come into play for a Twit who is simultaneously a raging !!!GlobalWarming!!! skeptic and master snoocher. I posit there is but one such in all the hyperverse.
It's a sign.

Top O' Teh Twit: Punking @ThinkProgress

Because building a town on a sandbar has so much to do with !!!GlobalWarming!!!

Top O' Teh Tweet: Punking "Weepy Bill"

If I do say so myself...

Oh, did I say "Weepy Bill"? Why, yes. Yes I did...

You might want to embiggenify that. Just sayin' #HomageToTheDailyBayonet
Oh, and I've put my live-ish twitter feed over in the right sidebar. That's where most of my Thermageddon rants and political tirades are these days. You may have noticed they have been fewer and farther in-between over here.
 But on the bright side, that leaves more room for snooch and craziness. See, inside every silver lining, there's a dark cloud.

I'm Kind Of Surprised He Hasn't Said So Himself...

QOTD on Weepy Bill Exiting As Chair At 350.org

"Bill--we shall always remember you as the guy who helped us to understand that environmental activism is what people do when they can't figure out a plausible way to pose as a member of a persecuted minority." -- Eric Worrall

Remember The Fun We Had With #AskDrMann? Well...

Then you don't want to miss this: A TwitFest With The Chief UNFCC Thermageddon Monger:

In case you've forgotten, this Gorelite Commie Drone wants to steal $1 trillion a year from us then use it to condemn us to serfdom by eliminating fossil energy entirely in the US--which she lamented would be a lot easier if we were China. Lubos took exception. Hope he makes the chat. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh, and after I alerted my twitter minions of the pending fun, I got this from a finicky Finn...

Too bad, I always liked Sibelius. 

President Canute: Destroy The Country, Save The Planet

Soylent Green: Just what you need when you're freezing in the dark.

That was the title and tagline to my original blog launched March 4, 2009. Then, as now, I railed against the Carbon Kelptocrats and their patron, God/King Obamandias of the Chicago Carbon Exchange, who I knew would destroy the nation's energy infrastructure with a non-energy policy promising free power generated from unicorn farts and sunbeams.
Now that he has nothing to lose and no support from either party in DC, he is going institute those policies, and make sure we are all fighting for soylent scraps as we are hurled.back into medieval serfdom via a flurry of executive orders. And though it will make energy prices "necessarily skyrocket," and will do absolutely nothing to reduce global temperature or CO2 levels, congress will be unable to stop it.
So drink up, Minnesota, it's going to get even worse.
On the bright side, we won't see the new dystopia ushered in by marauding hordes of machete-wielding juaristas and/or exploding jihadis on the news because the rolling blackouts will keep us, again, in the dark...freezing in the dark.
Then again, there is always the Michael Corleone Protocol--because, global warming or not, it's hard to sign anything after you've been reduced to room temperature.  

UN:Unless We Take All Your Money, Thermageddon Will Kill Us All...Again

Yes, by now you've probably seen the front page of your local fish wrap echoing the UN IPCC's proclamation that !!!We're all gonna die!!! unless we reduce fossil fuel use to ZERO by 2100.  But Tony, aka Steve Goddard, noted that the histrionic hooey--placed in the Synthesis Report at the specific behest of Ban Ki-Moonbat and President Obola because the AR 5 wasn't scary enough--is actually good news:

"Celebrate: the UN has just granted Earth a 100-year reprieve from Global Warming. In 1989, the UN said we had until the end of the 20th century to save the planet from Global Warming. Now they say we have until the end of the 21st century."

Of course the climate kleptocrats say eliminating fossil fuels is "affordable," as long as you don't include the cost of all those who will die freezing in the dark every year. But again, as Tony noted, we've already run that experiment...

Of course, the only reason the GISS numbers are anywhere near Scenario C is because Gavin Schmidt has used the "300 percent solution" pictured in the sidebar to add "corrections" to the temperature record.
These crooks are still pushing for a binding global Thermageddon deal to be signed in Paris that would compel us to live like 8th century serfs while the UN and its favorites dally in Davos and canoodle on the Cote D'Azur. As unlikely as an actual agreement is, a Republican takeover of the Senate would insure we don't sign it.
Curious how that report was headlines in the MFM one day before the US elections, isn't it?

Happy 18th Birthday To "The Pause"

No senior in high school, indoctrinated with Thermageddon dogma their entire lives, has seen ever seen any Anthropogenic Global Warming. Oh, and remember when the warmers said it would take 17 years for the nonexistent tropospheric hotspot to appear...? Anthony does.

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.