Well Played, Memebase

Soylent: The Early...No, The Later...Oh, Hell, Every Year

Stolen from A Nod To The Gods.

ICYMI: AOSHQ Reveals Secret So Awesome You'll Shit Double Eagles

Once you see the awesome Can You Beat BuzzFeed rant Ace posted to kick off the weekend, you'll never have a limp trouser snake again.
The Warden and Ace started off the Clickbait Headline Contest with quiet subtlety...

and

Ace then turned it over to the morons and moronettes for the full treatment...

and my favorite...

Yeah, I've Been That Fucked Up Before

My Hero

Why Do I Always Get Carlos?

I Didn't Believe In The No-Win Scenario Until...

Midweek Mirthy

Stolen From Sanyo Because #Awesome

Happy Thanksgiving, McGoo

Joke Of The Day...Week ...Month...

Boy, Lubos Is Really Tired Of Brian Cox

No, not the actor--everybody loves him--the physicist, best known here in the states as the presenter of Wonders of the Solar System. Well, Cox is one of those trying to cash in on the Thermageddon gravy train. But Lubos, who knows a thing or two about physics, counts that as only one of the many incompetencies Cox displays with a 99.9999-percent confidence level.

"It's not just the lunar phases or locality or the exclusion principle that he totally misunderstands (be sure that I haven't discussed every misconception of his that has made me very angry). He actually doesn't build on science; he builds on licking the rectums of the powerful and those who are brainwashed by currently fashionable political deviations. Cox is a kitsch for the least demanding audiences."

Read the whole thing here and revel in the 5-sigma stompage.

Why Not Both?

Safety First

Great, More Shit The Government Is Hiding

And In The Children's Corner Today...

Been Parked There For A While, Eh?

Sagacity Stolen From Sanyo

Yeah....Monday

I Got This...