Remember The Fun We Had With #AskDrMann? Well...

Then you don't want to miss this: A TwitFest With The Chief UNFCC Thermageddon Monger:

In case you've forgotten, this Gorelite Commie Drone wants to steal $1 trillion a year from us then use it to condemn us to serfdom by eliminating fossil energy entirely in the US--which she lamented would be a lot easier if we were China. Lubos took exception. Hope he makes the chat. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh, and after I alerted my twitter minions of the pending fun, I got this from a finicky Finn...

Too bad, I always liked Sibelius. 

President Canute: Destroy The Country, Save The Planet

Soylent Green: Just what you need when you're freezing in the dark.

That was the title and tagline to my original blog launched March 4, 2009. Then, as now, I railed against the Carbon Kelptocrats and their patron, God/King Obamandias of the Chicago Carbon Exchange, who I knew would destroy the nation's energy infrastructure with a non-energy policy promising free power generated from unicorn farts and sunbeams.
Now that he has nothing to lose and no support from either party in DC, he is going institute those policies, and make sure we are all fighting for soylent scraps as we are hurled.back into medieval serfdom via a flurry of executive orders. And though it will make energy prices "necessarily skyrocket," and will do absolutely nothing to reduce global temperature or CO2 levels, congress will be unable to stop it.
So drink up, Minnesota, it's going to get even worse.
On the bright side, we won't see the new dystopia ushered in by marauding hordes of machete-wielding juaristas and/or exploding jihadis on the news because the rolling blackouts will keep us, again, in the dark...freezing in the dark.
Then again, there is always the Michael Corleone Protocol--because, global warming or not, it's hard to sign anything after you've been reduced to room temperature.  

On (Choking) Chickens and (Cracking) Eggs

In answer to the question: "Which will come first?" The latest polling results from Real Science reveal...

EUnuchstan Goes Full Retard: Pledges 20% Of Income To Appease The Thermageddon Gods

ICYMI over at Jo Nova's, the EU has decided it will burn 180 Billion euro- a-year on the altar of Gaia because the Guardian said if they don't, then...

The funny part is the EU isn't even bringing in anywhere near the extortion it planned from member states. It's probably not as funny as the Guardian piece either, which was hastily cobbled together in reaction to the hilarious fail of the IPCC Climate Kleptocrat Carbon Trade Show that saw host country Poland fire its own eco-minister during the conference and more than 100 other nations storm out when they learned they were not getting their Global Warming Reparations.
And as hilarious as that is, it might have to take a back seat to the Eco-Tard of the week, Richard Smith, who publicly takes off the mask and declares a Marxist revolution is the only thing that can #SaveThePlanet.

Marxists have never had a better argument against capitalism than this inescapable and apocalyptic “contradiction.” Solutions to the ecological crisis are blindingly obvious but we can’t take the necessary steps to prevent ecological collapse because, so long as we live under capitalism, economic growth has to take priority over ecological concerns.

That's right, the economic system that increased life expectancy four-fold will kill us all because there's just too much freedom going on here. Polio anyone?
Still, as entertaining as that is, I'm going with the Poles--that's just too funny.

Elevated From The Comments For Awesome:
Jay said...

Funny, every Marxist country I had the (mis)fortune to travel through back in the 80's to early 90's was an environmental shithole. Staring at the noontime sun in a cloudless sky through a thick fog of coal smoke that every building was burning for heat in Beijing, green wiggly things coming out of the water tap in Shanghi, fields where nothing could be grown due to heavy metal sludge in Poland, and let’s not forget the Marxist environmental masterpiece of Chernobyl. Yes, we need the Marxists to step in and destroy the environment to save the environment. Much like they step in and destroy people to save people.

And thanks for all the snooch.

Your Afternoon Message To The God/King

(From Sushi Bandit.)

So, To Summarize My Feelings On God/King Obama

Yeah, that about covers it.

"Climate Ethicist": Anyone In PA Who Saved The Family Farm Via A Shale Lease Is A Killer

At least he said it in York, Pa., not in some classroom in Albany, NY or Sacramento, CA or Washington, DC. But that modicum of honesty was about all "Climate Change Ethicist" Donald Brown could muster, which begs the question: What are the ethical lessons of a presentation filled with outright lies?

Brown's argument relies on framing AGW as a moral issue because he can't mention the "science" that even the biased US media is finally starting to report as--at least--flawed. 
Brown's first mention of "science...?"

"U.S. emissions in Pennsylvania are causing floods in other areas," Brown said, but the mainstream environmental movement and the press do not raise awareness of this issue. Instead they operate within the debate framed by those who oppose action on climate change, he said. (Emphasis mine.)

That's right, no one--not even the "mainstream environmental movement"--will back him up on this scientifically baseless claim. But Brown has an out... 

It doesn't matter whether his claims are true, because if there's even a 16 trillionth of 1 percent chance that they might be, then we are morally obligated to act.  
So when he spews absolute bullshit like, "I argue that 40 years ago we had enough evidence to have the ability to act," he gets a pass for lying to the uninitiated--because it doesn't matter that 40 years ago the consensus was about an onrushing ice age--it only matters that he says he cares. 

And who might buy Brown's "ethical climate justice" tripe? How about an audience of religious students at the Lutheran Theological Seminary of Gettysburg? As I said, uninitiated.

He also, quite naturally, didn't tell this audience about United Nations Agenda 21's strategy to con Christians into pushing global environmental justice and unknowingly helping to shut down the American dynamo, and thereby ceding control to a UN-mastered government. 

Why not? Because Brown is The Agenda 21 Guy--program manager for the United Nations Organizations at the U.S Environmental Protection Agency.

So, of course, he didn't look at the morality of Lewandowsky and Cook faking an online survey to paint AGW realists as conspiracy kooks, or the craptastically false Marcott Hockey Stick, or the ethics of AlGore getting $500 million from Oil Sheiks for his Thermageddon TV channel.

Oh, but that reminds me, I was not entirely honest in my introduction either. Brown did tell the truth--about his agenda, anyway--one other time: 

"We will only solve this problem," he said, "when we have a social movement that demonizes the unjustifiable use of energy."

H/T Junk Science