Top O' Teh Twit: ICYMI, Hookers & Booze Is Back!

Top O' Teh Twit: AGW Warrior Princesses

This response clinched it though...

Top O' Teh Twit: DMZ

And Charlie Arthur Floyd* Was More Polite

*Cultural reference.

Truly, The Burning Question Of Our TIme

Then again, if there's burning involved, I'm gonna say that's a design flaw.

Top O' Teh Twit, By A...Wait For It...Long Shot

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This is a few days old but it's still #RequiredViewing.

Top O' Teh Twit: Iowahawk

Top O' Teh Twit: #AskPresSec

Yes, Obama's press secretary was dumb enough to ask TehTwit fling him questions. This was my favorite:

Top O' Teh Twit: Made Tom's Feed

Top O' Teh Twit: Best Juxtaposition Ever

ICYMI, everyone's favorite IPCC Thermageddon profiteer--and soft pr@n novelist--had to resign due to sexual harassment charges.  The sheer tonnage of WIN in the cosmic conjoining of tweets above is nearly as high as the odds of it occurrence--and those odds would only cum come into play for a Twit who is simultaneously a raging !!!GlobalWarming!!! skeptic and master snoocher. I posit there is but one such in all the hyperverse.
It's a sign.

Top O' Teh Twit: Anonymous ISIS Takedown

Took out some of their email and Facebook accounts too. Hey, it ain't a nuclear-tipped cruise missile, but it's still #FuckingAwesome.

Top O' Teh Tweet: Punking "Weepy Bill"

If I do say so myself...

Oh, did I say "Weepy Bill"? Why, yes. Yes I did...

You might want to embiggenify that. Just sayin' #HomageToTheDailyBayonet
Oh, and I've put my live-ish twitter feed over in the right sidebar. That's where most of my Thermageddon rants and political tirades are these days. You may have noticed they have been fewer and farther in-between over here.
 But on the bright side, that leaves more room for snooch and craziness. See, inside every silver lining, there's a dark cloud.

I Didn't Believe In The No-Win Scenario Until...

Top O' Teh Twit With Extra Awesome

From this guy:

Some One PLEASE Tell Me This Tweet Is True

In the context of government officials (police) killing Black people, I really want it to ...but don't want to be #RollingStoned.

Update to the #AskDrMann Guffaw Fest

Thanks to all who took part in the #AskDrMann hilarity over at Teh Twit the other day. I went to thank Mark Steyn for using my tweet title for one of his posts, and found he'd crafted this succinct summation of the afternoon's events...

Hmmm, seems there's a...wait for it...consensus. Bwuhahahahahahaha.
Damn, I forgot to tell him about being added to Greg Laden's Climate Deniers List. Damn again, I still have to make my badge. Ah, a skeptic's work is never done.
Oh yeah, I forgot--Arrrgh and avast ye bilge rats, rape and pillage, and keel haul...something.
AND....Look who was, literally, Top O' Teh Twit:

 

Laughfest Of The Week at #AskDrMann

This is going on now at TehTwit....

Big H/T to Mark Steyn who had it in his sidebar.

UPDATE AWESOME!!!! Check out what happened mere moments ago...

Made it, ma! Top of the world!!!

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Yeah, it's a few weeks old, but I didn't steal it from GOODSTUFF until two days ago. Obviously, I'd like him to forward those #EPA emails too.

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