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 "The climate is just like it always was. Hot in the summer, cold in the winter and brainless in Washington." -- Steve Goddard

He was referring to His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama's new !!!!We'reGonnaDie!!! climate report, which made the following assertion....

Not Quite 30 Pieces of Silver...

Global Warming For Beginners, or Ten Thousand Pennies
A Guest Post by Leonard Jones

I was inspired by Anthony Watts, who used stadium seats to show the quantity of the gases that make up our atmosphere. I thought it was a good effort, but that it could be made simpler for the benefit of low-information types.
I later came across an article on another blog that became the basis for my project. This line comes from Veeshir at DoubleplusUndead:

"A trace gas (less than .04, or under 4 parts in 10,000) is driving the climate more than that great glowing orb of nukular fire whose effects (noon in a desert), or lack thereof (northern cold areas), can kill you in a matter of hours from 93,000,000 miles."

That caused me to consider a simple means of pointing out what 3.5 vs 9,996.5 looks like. But first, here's a pie chart I found on the Internet showing how much of what gases are in the atmosphere:

You will note that, at less than 1 percent, Argon dwarfs CO2. In fact, CO2 doesn't even register as a thin line, hence the second pie chart showing the lesser gases. CO2 represents .035 percent of the atmosphere, which adds up to 350 parts per million, or as Veeshir put it, less than 4 parts in 10,000.
Here's what that looks like in pennies:

There are only three types of people in this debate. First are the ignorant people in this world who are scientifically illiterate and will believe anything the media tells them. Secondly, there are the honest scientists and people like me who were actually paying attention in high school science classes. Lastly are the people who are becoming wealthy selling bogus "carbon credits," like Al Gore and any scientists prostituting themselves for government research grants.

No honest scientist will ever claim that a trace-level gas, at 350 parts per million, can have any effect whatsoever on global climate. The promoters of this fraud are not only wrong, they know they are wrong.

For anyone not convinced, it gets even better. Of the CO2 represented by those 3 1/2 pennies, 96 percent is contributed by nature. So just 4 percent of that is from human activity.

(Editorial aside: Since "Weepy" Bill McKibben urges his Thermageddon acolytes to "do the math," here you go: .04 x .0035 = .00014, or 14 parts per million.)

 It would be like calculating the number of angels who can dance on the head of a pin.  In other words, it is meaningless.

Bravo Leonard. I couldn't stack $100 in pennies if I took a month.

The Great Wind Blow-Job

This may be the best AGW Green Scam EVER perpetrated. No, it's not some Hungarian selling worthless EU carbon indulgences to France and pocketing the taxes--that's chicken feed. These enterprising hucksters  will be selling power from diesel generators to England's national grid to cover for the Carbon Crucifixes that fail to generate power when the wind doesn't blow...or blows too much. Who are these titans of thermageddon terpsichore that own the generators? The British government--that requires these money-hemmorhaging birdshredders in the first place. Genius!

Oh, but it's even better, because....
"For this, they will be paid premium rates, soon to rise to (600 pounds) per Megawatt hour of electricity produced. This is more than 12 times the rate currently paid to ordinary power station operators, and six times the rate paid to inshore wind farm owners. Potentially, that makes Government-owned generators worth hundreds of millions.."

Did I mention these are CarbonFueledEvilDiesel generators...? Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

My Summation Of AGW In Advance Of God/King Obama's Edict On His Power To Change The Weather

Climate Scientists say arsenic will cure cancer.

Politicians want to tell voters they will cure their cancer.

Obamandias will force us to take the arsenic. 

FUCK YOU, YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN!

AGW Assclown & QOTD Winner: Chris Mooney

There is an argument that says he could be the winner every week, but hey, an English major who convinced guilty, rich Libtards to pay him as a "climate expert...?" It's remarkable how profitable a lack of scruples can be, but I digress. Here's what he wrote in (of course) Mother Jones:

"Fracking and global warming are different in one key respect: On fracking, the science is murkier and more contested."

Mooney's asstarded statement is inserted out of the blue amid his presentation of a thesis by a Yale researcher, which posits that "egalitarian communities"--the sophisticated, worldly Left--believe fracking is evil and will poison all our water, just like they believe AGW will bring about Thermageddon and roast us to Venusian cinders. Alternatively, "hierarchical communities"--the reactionary, troglodyte Right--think nothing of the kind. The paper's conclusion is the two groups have mirrored opinions on the two unrelated issues only because they are diametrically opposed to those of their political, ideological opponents, and the divergence, it claims, increases with the level of scientific literacy.

So let's look at Mooney's egalitarian, sophisticated scientific literacy--in just the above sentence. Anything further would require a tome of Proustian proportions.
1. Fracking science is murkier than global warming science. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes, the murky water activist farmers carry in mason jars claiming it was damaged by fracking--if contaminated at all--is fouled by animal waste (Per Penn State and EPA reports) because the majority of water wells do not have sanitary caps or lining. Curiously, here in PA multiple safety linings are required in shale wells. The technique has been in use throughout Texas, Oklahoma, even Colorado for 50 years.
2. Global warming, by comparison, was only cooked up by Maurice Strong in the late 1970s as a means to justify a global UN carbon tax. Based entirely on divergent and contradictory computer models, AGW theory posits that increased CO2 levels will drive up global temperatures by as much as 6 deg. Celsius, causing untold calamity.This theory will be proven by a tropospheric hot spot appearing above the tropics about five years ago. Oh, and the Arctic will be ice-free as of last year.
Well, while CO2 concentrations have increased in the last decade, temps have not. They have cooled for more than a decade. The hot spot has not appeared. Neither have the poles melted, sea levels risen 50 feet, nor have the tropical rain forests been charred into desiccated husks.
Clear as day.

H/T Tom Nelson

Richard Windsor Wins EPA Ethics Awards

I. Shit. You. Not.
Only in a government this Orwellian...

“I like my fake employees to be of the highest ethical standards and fully up to date on the law and ethics of federal recordkeeping,” CEI's Chris Horner told the Washington Free Beacon. “At least someone there is.”

H/T AOSHQ Sidebar

And The Fukushima Fuk U Award Goes To Sheldon Whitehouse

Some of you may recall, at the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed when I got a shitload of international traffic after lambasting the Grist writer who blamed the Fukushima nuclear disaster on Global Warming--via earthquake, of course because it's settled science--before people even knew if they'd lost family members.
So, when I heard about Oklahoma, I thought I'd wait a while to see which eco-tard scum would do it this time. I thought maybe McKibben...or Rohm. No.
They can't put a patch on the ass of Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-ickwad RI.) who stood on the bodies of dead children within FIVE MINUTES of hearing that a tornado had destroyed their school, town and everything else in the 20-mile long scar it etched across the Oklahoma landscape just so he could Blame Republicans for causing the Thermageddon that caused the F4 tornado.

When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swamp Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and DENIERS are doing doesn't just hitt Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas. (Emphasis mine.)
 
Fuk U, senator. Mothers and fathers were still searching for children, spouses, pets where their houses, schools and towns were, and you, you lower-than-whaleshit motherfucker, you go to the well of the senate chamber and rail to no one--because everyone else was at least trying to find out how bad it was--blaming Global Warming on Republicans.
Fuk U.
Didn't you hear that the Supreme Court rejected trying to blame oil companies for Hurricane Katrina AGAIN, or that there's been no Global Warming for 16 YEARS. Haven't you noticed your familiars in the MFM slowly deserting the Thermageddon ship, some actually printing that climate sensitivity appears much lower than Hansen or the IPCC claimed.
Fuk U.
I know you wouldn't bother to actually look at the storm history for Oklahoma, southern Missouri or Northern Texas, but perhaps you've heard the term Tornado Alley. No?
Fuk U.
You are a fucking ghoul.

Cause Of The AWG Pause Discovered: Fat People

That's right. According to Canadian scientists, if you're going to the gym--you're killing the planet! Dieting? You don't care about TehChildren!! Exercising? You're a Nazi Denailist!!! Fat People are the cure for Thermageddon.

"Obese people--those with a body mass index greater than 30--seem to use less energy in order to stay warm in cooler temperatures than their thinner counterparts, the study found".

Using less energy means, of course, equals emitting less CO2. Awesome!
Naturally, with gravity having increased its relentless pull on my over-50 physique, I'm all for supporting this research: Couch Potatoes For The Planet! 
We need to make some T-shirts...okay, yeah, sweatshirts would probably make more sense.
But think of the marketing tie-ins. We could really magnify the Eco-Tard cognitive dissonance factor: Bacon Burgers For Babies, Eat Scrapple To Save The Big Apple--Bloomberg would shit himself over that one--this one too: Big Gulps For Gaia. 
And then, of course, there's the whole protected-status jujitsu angle: Eco-Tards discriminate against the the Calorically Dependent! Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ken Trenberth to announce he's discovered the "Missing Heat" in subcutaneous deposits in 3...2...1. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm thinking there's some major fun to be had here. Have at it guys.

H/T Tom Nelson

And The Thermageddon Assclown QOTW Winner Is...

Katherine Hayhoe, of Texas Tinfoil Tiara fame, for telling The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists:

"As scientists, we're trained to just stick to the facts. With Climate Change, we can't do that anymore." 


Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You can read more about the travesty of Thermageddon Mongers having to make shit up because the evidence doesn't support their pseudoscientific gravy train here.

Thermageddon Mongers & Totalitarianism

From the Ray Bradbury Department:

Yep, those are "Climate Scientists" from San Jose State University burning a book that casts doubt on their cash-cow pseudoscience. In case they tried to scrub the image they were stupid enough to post on the university website, Anthony has everything cashed.

Agw Assclown Of The Week: Michael Tobis

Yes, Mike 3.0 is back with more mind melting stupid. Responding to a dimwitted Republican legislator who conceded that even if man is responsible for 50 percent of the warming (measured since the little ice age, maybe?), it doesn't matter.
Mike's comeback...

"Most likely more than 100% of the warming is due to human activity."

Maybe he was going for the beer-guzzling stereotype 120-percent sports fans...who--as is understood by people who understand these things--are avid readers of Thermageddon hype.
Then again, maybe he's gone a little further around the bend. Didn't think it was possible, but more than 100% of the evidence says it is.

Sierra Club Wants Illiterate Melon Pickers To Insure That The AGW Fraud Gravy Train Rolls On

Yesterday, I got an email at the office with a link to a message from the Sierra Club. Surprise--it supports the "rights" of illegal immigrants over those of us born here and those who came here legally--because they will vote for more totalitarian Eco-fascist control of everything, which suits the elitist Sierra Club board just fine.

"Our own polls indicate that 90 percent of Latino voters favor clean energy over fossil fuels"

I'd love to see that poll. 

"If we are serious about solving the climate crisis and protecting our democracy, then we need to work with the hardworking men and women who want to play by then rules and play a part in building a healthy, safe and prosperous future for our country."

Pardon my ability to read, Michael, but they have already shown by their actions they do not "want to play by the rules."

In case it's unclear from the image above, Fuck you!!!!!!!!

Awesome--UN CO2 Indulgences: 1 Cent/Tonne

UN Carbon Credits now valued at One Cent. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hell, even the Chicago Carbon Exchange pulled the plug at 5 cents. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and for added hilarity, the Saudis blocked any mention of Climate Change from the UNs target's for "Sustainable Development" last week.  Poor Climate Kleptocrats.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

H/T Tom Nelson

AGW Assclown Of The Week and Thermageddon Monger QOTD

This is so stunningly stupid, John Ashton deserves to win both awards, especially when you consider that he said it in a speech to the MET office:

"The consequences of (CO2-driven) climate change could still be catastrophic if climate sensitivity were zero."

So, even if GHGs had no effect on the atmosphere, they could still cause thermageddon. Why would anyone say something this weapons-grade stupid to a room full of supposed weather experts? Well, it might have something to do with the fact that he was the UK Special Envoy For Climate Change until 2012. 
Apparently there aren't a lot of those cushy gigs around since some people noticed there has been no Global Warming in 16 years. Regardless, this is...

H?T Tom Nelson

Surprise: Another Scottish Wind Turbine Collapses Due To WIND

Yes, the Plover-Pureeing Carbon Crucifixes don't work when there's no wind, and when there's a lot, they crash to the ground--but they will still save the planet if we cover every square inch of arable land with them. This time in the Eco-FAIL occurred in Aberdeen.

It is The Scotsman's top story--knocking the custody fight over a sheep from the top of the page.

The landowner used a tractor with a digger attachment to collect the turbine blades on Wednesday. Neighbour Willie Mitchell, whose home overlooks Mr Anderson’s land, said: “It just goes to show how dangerous these things can be.

H/T Tallbloke via Tom Nelson

EUnuchs Rediscover Their Nads--Refuse To Bail Out Thermageddon Indulgences Market

Hooray! Yippee! The EUro carbon market crashed to an all-time low after the Parliament declined to artificially re-inflate the worthless pieces of paper the banks/governments have been trading for years while telling suckers it would save the planet.
His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama and Communist Asswipe Sen. Bernie "Carbon Tax" Sanders hardest hit.
Oh, and to JuliaTard down in OZ. How are those poll numbers now?
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The Funniest Thing You'll See Today: The Daily Kos "Michael Mann Is A Hero" Poll

You can read the whole he's-a-persecuted-warrior-for-truth piece of nonsense here, but it's thesis is sorely tested by the poll appearing at the bottom...

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

H/T James Delingpole via Tom Nelson

ICYMI, Denying AGW Dogma is !!!!RACIST!!!!

And in other news, Joe Romm is a total scumbag. Stooping to invoke Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., he writes:

The greater the moral crisis, the more his words apply. The greatest moral crisis of our time is the threat posed to billions —  and generations yet unborn — from unrestricted carbon pollution. Now more than ever, we are “tied in a single garment of destiny,” cloaked as a species in a protective climate that we are in the process of unraveling.

Romm is, without doubt, lower than whale shit.

Karma is a MuthaFucka

Well, bankrupt Fisker got the balance of its half-billion DOE Scamulus loan guarantee anyway Friday and immediately fired 75 percent of its employees. Oops...

According to the class action suit filed by Outten & Golden, in a California district court, Fisker failed to notify the employees 60 days in advance, violating the federal U.S. Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act and a similar state WARN Act.

The same firm won $3.5 million for fired Solyndsa workers.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 

H/T Tom Nelson