500,000 Snoochers Can't Be Wrong

Dah Da Da Dah!!!! Pfweeeet!!!

Yes, It's time to bust out the Ass Bugle Brigade as my Siberian site here in exile has received half a million visits. Grand as it is, it's a 10th of where I'd be had I not been so unceremoniously jettisoned from the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed by the Cursed Code Monkeys. Bitter..?
Nah, here's how I handled it at my original alternate site, to which I was denied access a week later. So, thanks to all of you who've trod the steppes of the hyperverse to reach this oasis of Science, Snark & Snooch. I shall endeavor to persevere. The forecast...?

 

 Cloudy with a chance of snooch.

You might want to embiggenify that.