Friday, December 20, 2013

Afternoon Awesome: Another HEADer Irish Won't Use

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2 comments:

Irish said...

That's some impressive art work there :)

GOODSTUFF said...

Just having some fun (too much coffee)

Chesapeake Bay – As the rate of unexplained drowning deaths has reportedly crept up in Chesapeake Bay area, some observers have turned to an unusual explanation: a Leviathan Melvillei is amongest us

The legend of a killer Leviathan Melvillei lurking in the murky waters of Chesapeake Bay has been surfacing for at least the past several years. Animal Planet’s Lost Tapes even aired an investigation of this mid evil creature. This beast (or beasts), dubbed the “Chesapeake Leviathan Melvillei,” reportedly drags swimmers down with its many sharp teeth.

How could a sea creature have found its way to heartland of Chesapeake Bay?

This unlikely animal, people have explained, might be a rare living fossil, left over from the time (tens of millions of years ago) when this part of the country was, indeed, a shallow sea–and a perfect Leviathan Melvillei habitat. Over the millennia, this particular line of Leviathan Melvillei has adapted to brackish water.

Unlike even Bigfoot, Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster, the Chesapeake Leviathan Melvillei has granted no photographic clues–no matter how blurry or improbable. Nevertheless, its absence does leave the reported rise in drowning deaths unexplained–except by a few folks who proffer that giant catfish are to blame