Wot about the poor fucking shark. I like sharks,they ate my late mother in law. She went a swimming dressed as a fat seal at Great White Shark Island. We only found the tattered remnants of a great fat mother in law. May she rest in pieces.
Did you notice the chunk of meat that little bugger took out of his shoulder?! And he's still smiling. I don't think that was his first beer of the day. -DV
Well fuck me from behind with a plaster cast of the entire Củ Chi complex, but your spelling and proofreading skills are totally fuct today - Napalmed even.
Asian men, particularly the Vietminh variant, despite their myriad impediments, would not have handled the shark in the first place. AND no true Asian drinks beer - whisk(e)y. Only whisk(e)y.
Ah, yes, the smart phone. Only really useable by Asians with their tiny fingers and not us huge, hulking Westerners with our thick fingers and massive members.
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Wounded, and didn't spill a drop.
I think his Man Card is safe :)
Hey- A guy's gotta have his priorities....
He has nice breasts.
Wot about the poor fucking shark. I like sharks,they ate my late mother in law. She went a swimming dressed as a fat seal at Great White Shark Island. We only found the tattered remnants of a great fat mother in law. May she rest in pieces.
Most Asian men would have sqealed and called out to their patron god Ho Chi Min and town away the beer.
Critter; If you're talking about Oriental guys here, I'd exclude the Koreans...they'd bite the head off and eat the rest raw. ;)
-DV
Did you notice the chunk of meat that little bugger took out of his shoulder?! And he's still smiling. I don't think that was his first beer of the day.
-DV
Dearest Critter,
Well fuck me from behind with a plaster cast of the entire Củ Chi complex, but your spelling and proofreading skills are totally fuct today - Napalmed even.
Asian men, particularly the Vietminh variant, despite their myriad impediments, would not have handled the shark in the first place. AND no true Asian drinks beer - whisk(e)y. Only whisk(e)y.
Asians can't drink, Nyuck, Nyuck. Low alcohol dehydrogenase levels.
Ah, yes, the smart phone. Only really useable by Asians with their tiny fingers and not us huge, hulking Westerners with our thick fingers and massive members.
Dearest Flaxen Saxon,
Au contraire, stugots!
Asians do drink, just very badly.
Critter whined,
"......not us huge, hulking Westerners with our thick fingers and......"
Skulls?
Some Asians are known for drinking wine ALTC. Had an Asian family
friend and ended up with a fondness for Akadama wines and hot Sake.
I loved the Sake. You could drink several of them and all of a sudden, it was like smacking yourself in the head with a ball peen hammer!
I do not know about all white boys sporting large members, A lot of
us are hung like hamsters!
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