I found this in Tory Aardvark's Twitter feed...
Ladies, is your "special friend" now no better than the dildo it was supposed to replace? Not scrambling the egg whites to frothy peaks the way it used to?
Then recycle that worn out Westinghouse wang and save the planet at the same time. It's a twofer...well maybe more, depending on your model. But I digress...
Those wonderful UK 'elf n safety regulations have created an opportunity that Lovehoney was only too happy to jump on...uh...plug into...uh, exploit. (I was going to say manipulate, but #Electricity.)
Anyway, you earn Oh! Points towards a new jizmo gizmo, and Lovehoney donates a portion of its eco-kickback to the World Land Trust, which will make sure #EvilHumans can't go anywhere near the rain forests in Belize or Honduras, or Wichita Falls or Bismark, or anyplace else it can purchase vast swaths of land. It's #ForTheChildren...well, the vibrators aren't. There are fines for that, I think.
Exit Question: Do you think she ever leaves that warehouse?
Ladies, is your "special friend" now no better than the dildo it was supposed to replace? Not scrambling the egg whites to frothy peaks the way it used to?
Then recycle that worn out Westinghouse wang and save the planet at the same time. It's a twofer...well maybe more, depending on your model. But I digress...
Those wonderful UK 'elf n safety regulations have created an opportunity that Lovehoney was only too happy to
Anyway, you earn Oh! Points towards a new jizmo gizmo, and Lovehoney donates a portion of its eco-kickback to the World Land Trust, which will make sure #EvilHumans can't go anywhere near the rain forests in Belize or Honduras, or Wichita Falls or Bismark, or anyplace else it can purchase vast swaths of land. It's #ForTheChildren...well, the vibrators aren't. There are fines for that, I think.
Exit Question: Do you think she ever leaves that warehouse?
11 comments:
!....well, now we know why Mona Lisa was smiling.
(The young lady in the pic is very enticing.)
-DV
I can't imagine the vulcanization process for this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmk8dbFv_o
(ignore the lead-in advert)
-DV
I hope they're not just refurbishing the old units and reselling them. Don't think there's enough bleach in the world to clean off Rosie O'Donuts' toxic cooter juice. That's a potential public health hazard.
Damn, DV, Da Vinci invented the electric tickler before #electricity?
He truly was a genius.
I think they were manually operated, SG...
http://gizmodo.com/5909857/the-bizarre-history-of-the-vibrator-from-cleopatras-angry-bees-to-steam-powered-dildos
-DV
"CleanPiece: We're Going To Shave The World!
They missed their opportunity to name their second-hand dildo service... The Second Coming"
Hey Dude - this is the first thing I read today and I am laughing my ass off! Gots to link to this post
here is a few more photos and the like
http://www.turboimagehost.com/album/67365/womens_toys
thanks for the morning laugh
Steampunk Ticklers?!?!?
GOODSTUFF, you're a god.
Wot, no mention of but plugs? ARSE.
Nothing beats a Bluetooth OhMibod playing In The Hall Of The Mountain King for polishing the pearl or slapping the little man in the canoe.
Men always disappoint.
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