Ginger Mystery? Fuck off! Ginger Mutant more like!
Look at her starboard knee! ACL damage up the wazoo! AND a fucking Baker's Cyst! I reckon she's been kneeling for quarters and dimes in the Greyhound Bus Depot Gents for far too long.
-DV? I've a delicate rejoinder to your Bare comment.
Please to not analyse when you are devoid of the Academic Standing necessary to do so.
You are correct though, I am a lost and morose soul. I figger it's on account of my preoccupation with the poetry of Sylvia Plath, my compulsion to collect WTC 911 Jumper Videos and an unhealthy proclivity to listen to Tracy Chapman and Leonard Cohen tunes on 78 speed.
Speaking of tunes, yesterday The Tutor played some Iron Butterfly for me!
In-A-Gadda_Da_Vida
What a great tune!
And some Velvet Underground, All Tomorrow's Parties!
And where will she go and what shall she do When midnight comes around She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown And cry behind the door
I'm envious of you Baby Boomer cunts again. I can just imagine the effect on the psyche of hearing Keith Emerson on his modular Moog Synthesiser for the very first time!
The Tutor goes absolutely mental with his Saint Vitus Dance when he plays that tune for us.
The Tutor is jealous. Me? I'm not a Rock & Roll concert kind of gel. The Tutor's first Rock concert headlined Black Sabbath. He thinks the opening act was Donny Osmond, or perhaps Bobby Sherman, he can't remember - he was on Window Pane; two hits. I am not sure y'all understood me. Yesterday was the very first time I heard, or even heard of, Iron Butterfly or any of the other tunes I mentioned. I think I was meant to be a head-banger.
I have a high school buddy who toured with Iron Butterfly back in the early 90's. (Not naming names for security reasons.) Let's just say one thing-- the dude could play Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" note-for-note when he was a mere junior in high school. Yeah, he was/is that good.
Saw them in 1969. Their bass player Lee Dorman died last year. I think almost all the guys from Canned heat are dead. Well you gotta expect that kind of thing when the Beatles and Stones are in their 70s. SR--John Kay is still out there though. Don't know about Mars Bonfire--was that the greatest Rock & Roll name ever, or what.
SR--I forgot: Welcome to the puzzle house. I stopped over at your place and was gradually injured. Loved the telemarketing adventure. Into the minion queue with you! Perhaps the sage Magoo will stop by and recount some of his Fun With Phones tales of mirth. Then again he's probably busy punking the Goths down at Wendys.
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Mystery Ginger, what a perfectly appropriate name!
(Or is it Ginger Mystery?)
-DV
"Ginger Mystery" sounds much better, DV.
More.... strippery, if you get my drift :)
Ginger Mystery?
Fuck off!
Ginger Mutant more like!
Look at her starboard knee! ACL damage up the wazoo! AND a fucking Baker's Cyst! I reckon she's been kneeling for quarters and dimes in the Greyhound Bus Depot Gents for far too long.
-DV?
I've a delicate rejoinder to your Bare comment.
I can barely control myself...
You're a sad soul, 'Cuddles'. I actually feel sorry for you; what a dismal existence, lashing out at everyone for no discernible reason.
-DV
For no discernible reason to you.
Please to not analyse when you are devoid of the Academic Standing necessary to do so.
You are correct though, I am a lost and morose soul. I figger it's on account of my preoccupation with the poetry of Sylvia Plath, my compulsion to collect WTC 911 Jumper Videos and an unhealthy proclivity to listen to Tracy Chapman and Leonard Cohen tunes on 78 speed.
Speaking of tunes, yesterday The Tutor played some Iron Butterfly for me!
In-A-Gadda_Da_Vida
What a great tune!
And some Velvet Underground, All Tomorrow's Parties!
And where will she go and what shall she do
When midnight comes around
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown
And cry behind the door
That song was written for me!
I'm envious of you Baby Boomer cunts again. I can just imagine the effect on the psyche of hearing Keith Emerson on his modular Moog Synthesiser for the very first time!
The Tutor goes absolutely mental with his Saint Vitus Dance when he plays that tune for us.
We young folk don't have shit!
And his air-guitar and countenance during Sympathy For The Devil defies description in mere words.
Spent the last half hour trying to come up with a good double entendre for defenestrate. Got nothin'. Sorry.
FINALLY!
Somebody other than the dear Mr. Soylent makes me laugh!
I'll put my considerable cognitive abilities to the task, Mr. Praline.
Stay tuned.......
I am sure that that up with which I will come will be worthy of your fine self Mr. Praline.
Other than, "Perfect for my One Inch God", I too have nothing.
Profuse apologies.
ALTC--Iron Butterfly was the first rock & Roll concert I saw. The opening act was Canned Heat. That's all the nothin' I got for now.
The Tutor is jealous.
Me?
I'm not a Rock & Roll concert kind of gel.
The Tutor's first Rock concert headlined Black Sabbath. He thinks the opening act was Donny Osmond, or perhaps Bobby Sherman, he can't remember - he was on Window Pane; two hits.
I am not sure y'all understood me. Yesterday was the very first time I heard, or even heard of, Iron Butterfly or any of the other tunes I mentioned. I think I was meant to be a head-banger.
You saw Iron Butterfly live?
I am in awe.
And dearest ALT-F, it was Steppenwolf, with Bread.
Bread?
Remember them?
I have a high school buddy who toured with Iron Butterfly back in the early 90's. (Not naming names for security reasons.) Let's just say one thing-- the dude could play Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" note-for-note when he was a mere junior in high school. Yeah, he was/is that good.
Saw them in 1969. Their bass player Lee Dorman died last year.
I think almost all the guys from Canned heat are dead. Well you gotta expect that kind of thing when the Beatles and Stones are in their 70s.
SR--John Kay is still out there though.
Don't know about Mars Bonfire--was that the greatest Rock & Roll name ever, or what.
SR--I forgot: Welcome to the puzzle house. I stopped over at your place and was gradually injured. Loved the telemarketing adventure.
Into the minion queue with you!
Perhaps the sage Magoo will stop by and recount some of his Fun With Phones tales of mirth. Then again he's probably busy punking the Goths down at Wendys.
Eric -
The best double entendre for defenestrate is "I just bought a Mac."
Drew, that's either the worst or best pun of the day. I'm still collating.
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