Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Hey, Burger King, Grill This, Motherfucker...

The Burger King is a pussy...
Burger King is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim--as in ONE...Single...Ragheaded Goat Fucker--who claimed the swirl resembled the inscription for Allah. He then...wait for it...threatened JIHAD!!!
Did BurgerDoodle call the cops and report the Terrorist Threat--which last time I checked, is a CRIME? No. They pussied out.
Go ahead, Achmed. Start chopping--you've got powerful support:


9 comments:

Eric Praline said...

What's a musloid doing eating ice-cream? Isn't refrigeration evil because it was invented after their pedo-prophet dropped dead?
Also, the hair around my asshole resembles the inscription for allah. Just putting that out there.

Soylent Sage said...

I think he probably went there to scarf down some McRibs and needed some cover to get out before being seen by a fellow 7th century adherent.

Soylent Sage said...

Okay, BurgerDoodle doesn't have McRibs, duh. WHat do they have, Pulled pork? the used to have hot dogs years ago. See how often I go there?

The Jannie said...

As usual a retailer bends over rather than give a hearty FUCK OFF AND DIE to this kind of professional grievance-seeker.

VonZorch said...

Which is why I will never go to Booger Thing again.

Anonymous said...

the article says it happened in the UK. Hopefully the US BK's don't follow suit. Be sure to complete the survey that comes with each sale and ask for it back. thanks for the heads up. (and great pics elsewhere on the site)

Flaxen Saxon said...

Makes the fair and beautifully pert one want to burn stuff and folk.

cmblake6 said...

The first thing that comes to mind involves extremely foul language towards the adherents to the 7th century pedophile scum.

Beale said...

Did you only just find out about something that happened nine years ago?