Friday, November 14, 2014

Soylent Cometary Commentary

Props to the EUros for pulling the Rosetta mission off. However, in typical fashion, the landing site for the Philae probe was poorly chosen. Upon contact, it bounced into the shadow of a cliff, and though it's working fine, it will only do so as long as the batteries last. The solar panels are blocked by the shadow, and therefore useless. 

5 comments:

Eric Praline said...

Let's not forget the "Attack of the SJWs." God forbid we talk about this miraculous scientific achievement, some feminazi from the buzz-cut brigade is butthurt because the physicist wore an "offensive shirt." On second thought, let's not only forget the SJW bullshit, let's ignore them from here on out.

John B. said...

Was a solar powered battery the only option. I thought we used to use plutonium.

Soylent Sage said...

WE did, John.
But the EUnuchs launched this one. Them + plutonium? Bwuahahahahahaha.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Perhaps it can deploy a 'windturbine thingy' and everything will be tickety boo.

Critter said...

Now we're not talking about an ass but a shirt.