Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Well, I Guess I Can Get Rid Of That Content Warning

This morning I logged in to she how shitty my stats were only to learn they are about to get even shittier. On my dashboard was this happy message:
On March 23rd, Blogger will no longer allow certain sexually explicit content. Learn more here.
I'll save you the trouble, it says the snooch police will be taking over Blogger. No more pink, only the #GovernmentIssueGray of the FCC.
Starting March 23, 2015, you won't be able to publicly share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity on Blogger. 
Note: We’ll still allow nudity if the content offers a substantial public benefit, for example in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts.
Now, of course, my first reaction was...

But then I thought...Educational? Scientific? I'm sensing the possibility of some outs here. I mean, Soylent is nothing if not all about...
Then there's that whole I-know-it-when-I-see-it issue with defining "explicit" and "graphic." But beyond that, I think these poltroons can be hanged by their own zeal to be inoffensive.
How about this proposal--I post nothing but lesbians for the next month (trannies would be better--from an educational standpoint--but for my purposes lesbians will do) and when they censor the blog as explicit and graphic, I sue because Google finds lesbians offensive. Deep pockets...Deep.

So, Katy, do you think I have a case? ;-)
BTW, that does embiggenify. because #MotherfuckingScience.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love MotherFuckingScience...

Irish said...

I agree with anonymous!

Anonymous said...

Hypothesis:
Red up top, fire down below.

We need more data and more experiments, because, MoterhFuckingScience.

Anonymous said...

I'd be glad to help by providing brief descriptions of relevant anatomy and physiology, and/or references to historical works of art.

Soylent Sage said...

Some of these sexual gymnast are #artists, and biology is #motherfuckingscience as well as educational.
And if Google thinks posting lesbians does not serve a public interest, then it's just a question of how many Million$$$$$$ I can extort.

Anonymous said...

Re: trannies - two words.

Bailey Jay .

Trust !
;-)

B.C. said...

Those cocksucking, inbred goat-molesting, ass-munging, chode-swalllowing, camel-felching fucktards at Blogger should be strapped down and forced to endure weeks of the First Yeti performing nekkid squats on their faces! Then, when they think it's over, they get the added bonus of being forced to lick Rosie O'Donut's chocolate star clean after she's been force-fed three gallons of 5-Alarm Ass-Scorching Hellfire Chili and two pounds of XXXtra Strength Exxx-Lax!

Then, they get to dig up Helen Thomas with their bare hands and perform cunnilingus on the anti-Semitic shitbag for 24 hours, non-stop.

And that's just for starters...

How about moving over to the Tumblethingie and telling Blooger to go fuck themselves and the whores they rode in on?

edutcher said...

I know I've mentioned this before, but it might not be a bad idea, if you haven't got a file already, to see what soylent taglines are still available.

Soylent Selfie, SoylentCare, Soylent Diplomacy, Soylent Power, stuff like that.

Eric Praline said...

I wonder if this is because blogger is getting ready to have a neutral net? I'm sure Net Neutrality czar Reggie Love will ensure that cornholing cockmongers will always have a home on blogger.

But I whole-heartedly agree that analyzing the gravitational draw of lesbos and its effect on internet snoochers serves the interest of MotherFuckingScience.

Unknown said...

Blogger and the FCC can you suck cock!!!

Anonymous said...

March 23rd? How appropriate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enabling_Act_of_1933

(I guess that 20th Century History minor wasn't a total loss.)

Unknown said...

I was just bemoaning this on another blogger page I follow.

For the record, I have learned a lot from your page, and I am willing to testify that this page is educational as hell.

But this is a big deal.

And it's a blogger deal-breaker for me. It also might be the best thing to ever happen to tumblr, where you can post any old smut - artistic, educational or otherwise!!

Anonymous said...

I recently found your site and have become a big fan. Your side step sounds like a good move, but surely the fed will find a way to fuck with you.

Keep the faith, maintain the fight and let us know what we can do to help.

Soylent Sage said...

Welcome to the Puzzle House anon. How much longer we're here remains to be seen.

Katy--The lesbian Google Gambit posts will commence later today.
And, as you can see in the sidebar, I already have a Tumblr page.
And there is an ASStounding amount of educational smut over there.

Leonard Jones said...

Find thumbnail images of works of classic art and
paste them under the spread eagle crotch shots and
call it "Art" in the same way those cock-jockeys call
a photo of a crucifix in a jar of piss art.

Unknown said...

You could try putting the following disclaimer under each picture:

"The above picture is intended for educational purposes only. Any prurient interest caused by its posting is purely incidental."

B.C. said...

I know it'd be a PITA, but you could draw little arrows and label a part or two of each lovely lass... You could call the site "Asstastic Anatomy" or some such educational derivative.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

Call the new blog "Soylent Snooch Alla Akbar" (sounds like a Libtard salad bar - yes?) or some such towelhead crap name. Blogger won't dare touch it with a 10-foot camel dingus. Even blogger don't mess with the short-dicked rag-noggins.

Label each part of each "model" with its proper Latin anatomical name (as suggested by B.C.), and enable clicking so the "model" can appear sans said labels (for closer study, of course).

'Course, you could get your own domain and some blogging software and build your own site. But that would not be fun....

Flaxen Saxon said...

As a professional biologist I can attest to the informative and educational status of this bespoke site. BRING ON THE LEZZAS!

Anonymous said...

Ariana Marie & Whitney Westgate

Soylent Sage said...

Yeah, anon. That's why their names are in the tags.

Lord Galleywood said...

Game over - Google have backed down :D

Soylent Sage said...

Yes, LG. It appears my Lesbian Gambit worked exactly as I predicted--that hasn't happened in a while. A post is forthcoming.