Yes, it's Soylent's favorite holiday again. Time again to counter the moonbattery of Earth Hour, which again for reasons known only to the Thermageddon Clergy, is celebrated on the half-hour--8:30 p.m. regardless of time zone--in much the same way Climate Changes is pimped without regard to science.But I digress.
It is time again to turn on every light and electrical appliance you can in the effort to outshine the other two stars in the trinary system. Turning off your mains and using that diesel generator will earn extra AlGore Points.
As always, idling road graders, dumps, backhoes, semis and locomotives all win points. Bonfires will again be judged on a sliding scale based on size and fuel toxicity--McGoo's barn razer and Harbqll's vinyl siding roadside inferno were near winners in previous years, and Lemur King would have placed well with the 100w LEDs--the ones that actually draw 100w--but he didn't enter that year. C'est la vie.
Remember: If it can't be seen from space, you're doing it wrong.
So send in your tales of awesome--with pictures, if you want full points. Go ahead, use the oven to heat the house while turning on the window AC. You can show the kids how weather fronts interact while giving the finger to the Thermageddon mongers--it's motherfucking science.
Speaking of which, Alpha Proxima Day also means it's time again to counter the EcoTard's #SpokesSnooch used to lure hormone-addled boys to the cause, just as the jihadis do, with the 2015 Miss Carbon Come contest. Heather Carolin was our 2013 winner.
There were not enough nominees for a proper contest last year--so, SEND YOURS IN to soylentrefuge-at-gmail before, say, Wednesday and I'll post them all, and we'll vote. Here's a contender I stole from jeff over at A Nod To The Gods who looks remarkably like Heather Carolin...
Coincidence? I.Think.Not. Enjoy your holiday. Oh, that embiggenifies nicely, by the way.
5 comments:
I hate these ecotard fucks with a purple passion! Yesterday, I
went to Circuit City and some dickhead approached me with a
tablet computer and asked me "How much do you pay in electric
bills?" Knowing full well he was going to run my information through
some calculator app, I asked if he were pushing solar PV panels.
When he replied yes, I told him "Not interested, I am STRONGLY
opposed to solar power." The guy looked like I just killed his
puppy. Brain damaged - Brain dead and Brainwashed. Idiots!
Leonard, what's not to like about spending thousands of dollars to save 10 bucks a month on your electric bill for a few years, only to spend thousands more dollars to replace them when they crap out? Sounds like perfect ecotard logic to me.
Yes, Eric. It's #ForTheChildren.
I got out my home HVAC system schematics to see if I could run the A/C and heat simultaneously. I figure I could double my waste heat plume this way.
Alas - my thermostat refuses to send the appropriate signals to the doohickey that would allow this - if they had designed it to do this in the first place, that is.
Rats.
So I'll be forced to go outside and burn the crap pile of last Falls forest dead-falls and a winters-worth of Amazon shipping cartons I'd been saving. At least they have bubble-wrap and Styrofoam peanuts in them.
Nuclear energy rules and fuck the greenies. Anyway, the red head is mighty flexible.
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