Saturday, April 6, 2019

Auburn Awesome


Flaxen Saxon said...

Mein Gott Sir, you are back! Your snooch ministrations have been sorely missed by the flaxen haired one. Mayhap you have been floating around darkest Tibet trying to find enlightenment. My son did a similar thing in Thailand only to find that he'd caught crabs- sadly a true story. My son still walks sideways till this day.

Anyway, the important thing is that you are back.

Leonard Jones said...

Flaxon you old fart, I was just about to let you know that our
host is back and thar be new snooch here!

This one took my breath away. I would have given my left nut to
have met her 40 years ago. Let me clarify that:

I mean I would love to be 40 years younger and at the same age
as she is in the photo.

I have no interest whatsoever to be mistaken for Creepy Joe Biden
or any other amoral Democrat.

I will go to bed tonight with this image in my head and pray for a
nocturnal penile tumescence. The one to ten scale needs to be
altered for this one!

Flaxen Saxon said...

Hi Leonard. Yes, the girl in the photo is high on the pulchritude scale. I don't know about going back 40 years .......I wouldn't mind having 'a go' today. It is good to see Mr Green back and in full fettle. May he never leave us again. Toodly Pip.

Cap said...

She wants me, but she hides it well.

Soylent Sage said...

Flaxen--yes it has been an ordeal in the wilderness, thankfully sans crabs. Thank you for your dogged pursuit of fine snooch. It is that commitment which drew me back, forced me to reinvent arcane password alchemy, and find my way here once again. Rally the others. I. Have. Returned.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Indeed, Sir, I will alert all and sundry! May our battle cry be, 'snooch and more snooch'. May the gods which overlook such things be a rallying their minions to uplift our righteous pursuit of finest snooch.

There is no finer thing than a well-turned ankle allied with a finely turned arse; tits and a molluscular twat.

Mr Green, I will leave you now so I can spread our endeavour to the four cardinal points of the earth or Auckland, New Zealand. To be honest, it will be Auckland, I'm very much a homebody and don't get out much due to my pronounced limp/gimp.

Toodily Pip, for now.