Top O' Teh Twit: Weepy Bill

Weepy Bill must be off his meds agaian. He's congratulating Harvard for "full divestment." Apparently, Thermageddon is all a plot concocted by teh Joooooooos. I wonder if there's a 97-percent consensus on that.

I can hear Patsy Cline now...."Crazy..."
Psst, hey Bill, when there's more than one "divestment" agenda being pushed by leftist loons, you need to be clear about which one you're talking about.

Elevated from the comments for Awesome:

Soon the truth will get out that global warming is a plot to depopulate the world to prepare it for takeover by the Shapeshifting Lizard-Jooooooz from the 8th Dimension!1!1!1! They're going to steal our precious bodily fluids and kill us with chemtrails after giving our kids autism with childhood vaccinations!11!!!ELEVENTY!!1!

SURPRISE!!! The Lying Thermageddon Mongers At the IPCC Lied To Keep The AGW Gravy Train Rolling

They had Lindzen and Spencer in their 2013 report about how low climate sensitivity to CO2 really is, but chose to leave it out of their Summary for Policy Makers--you know, the ones with the money like John Effing Kerry who thinks AGW is a greatest threat to humanity since unicorns learned to fly.
Fuck 'em all--with the fossilized foreskin of Genghis Khan wrapped in razor wire, soaked in Polar Bear piss.

#Occupy The Planet...Coming To A Burg Near You

Remember a couple of weeks ago when I posted that Church of Carbon Come High Priest "Weepy" Bill McKibben was coming to town to hobnob with the local Communists at the Thomas Merton Center? Well, Imagine my glee when I learned that an entire entourage of Ecotards Extraordinaire will be joining Bill for a little thing I like to call:

#OCCUPY THE PLANET

Okay, there won't be 10,000 of them...and "youth leaders???" Obviously, because nothing says leadership like following the Anti-Whatever-It-Is-Today convoy around the country because Soros or the Tides Foundation pays the piper. They're kind of like Deadheads...but with way shittier music:

Don't you love the girl wearing the Butterfly McQueen do wrap. I think it definitely gives her the cred to sing about Energy Company Oppression and AGW Reparations, because #slavery. And dude, what's with the 1966 Beatles haircut? Anyway, I'm sure they will incite the masses to action for !!!Climate Justice!!!, especially after they get riled up by Gasland schlockumentarian Josh Fox. Yes, he's coming too. Isn't it awesome?
And when these professional protest lemmings arrive, they will descend upon the David L. Lawrence Convention Center, which the city's next mayor, Green-Grafter Bill Peduto, will certainly point out, is the only such structure in the US that's LEED certified, because it uses natural light and recycled materials--the cooling system...not so much.

The (Sports and Exhibition) Authority board members today authorized a $207,798 contract with Trane US Inc. to recondition two of the chillers. They also ratified a $10,633 payment already made to Trane after it dismantled a third chiller and investigated the cause of its failure...the chillers are having problems because they are not operating at capacity, in part because a proposed hotel that was to be attached to the convention center was never built.

Hmm, an AC system that's three times as large as needed. That doesn't sound very Green. Yeah, but those recycled materials are making up for that. Oh, wait...

Ms. Conturo said none of the firms admitted liability in the collapse of a section of the loading dock floor on a frigid February day. No one was injured in the collapse, which caused the postponement and rescheduling of the Pittsburgh International Auto Show, a delay in the opening of the Pittsburgh Home and Garden Show, and relocation of other events.

Well, I'm sure the Climate Cabal is okay with cancelling an EvilCO2SpewingAutoShow. Cosmic justice. And the garden show? Well, it's because of plants that we have all this coal now.

Frack Heads Unite!

They'll be here for three days, unless of course they really do decide to #Occupy The Planet.