Yes, by using a paean to one of the founding fathers, and a simple linguistic substitution, "Climate Communications Experts" have determined that you too can fool EvilGas&Coal©-loving Republicans into admitting pollution is bad.
Yes, someone actually paid theses "academics" for producing documentation of this stunning revelation. But they did it for you, and ForTheChildren©. Carbon pollution is fouling our air and our water, and harming our health. We should take steps to maintain the purity of our air and water. As Benjamin Franklin said, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Which best describes your feelings about this? (Emphasis mine)
See? You have them thinking about soot and ash, not invisible CO2--Republicans are so stupid. Now, just substitute one for the other and...
Our free-enterprise economy only works properly when individuals and companies are held accountable for harm that their actions cause to unconsenting people or the country as a whole. Companies that release heat-trapping pollution into the air should be accountable for those costs. Which best describes your feelings about this?Voila, "60 percent of the respondents supported climate action." They're too stupid to remember we did this before changing
Don't try to use science--with the Hockey Stick shown to be even more fraudulent than before, none of the predicted sea level rise, no tropospheric hot spot as predicted, and no Global Warming for at least 16 years--you can't win.
Use semantics--because Republicans are stupid.
H/T Tom Nelson
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Our system of scientific research only works when those involved act in good faith. Academic frauds and their enablers in the government/media should be held accountable by being hanged, drawn, and quartered. Which best describes your feelings about this?
You should definitely write the next survey, Eric.
Send it to those Climate Conspiracy Quacks John Cook and Stephan Lewandowsky.
Their responses would be priceless, especially if they couldn't "deny" it was sent.
The 'sea level rise' link doesn't work, SG.
(Do we have to call you SS now?)
SG will do.
That's what I get for trying to do this on the out-of-date iMacs at the office.
TY for the heads-up.
I wonder what these GreenMarxist, brain dead fucknuggets would say if they pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to learn that "greenhouse farmers" actually pump OVER 10X the levels of atmospheric CO2 into their GREENHOUSES to make THEIR PLANTS GROW MORE VIGOUROUSLY?
There is no such thing as "carbon pollution". It's called "PLANT FOOD". Fuggin' idjits.
BTW, drawing and quartering is too good for these festering fuckweasels. They need to be thrown into un-filtered power plant furnaces and turned into "bio-fuel" to heat homes in the frozen north of Alaska. The smell would be a right bitch, but think of all the good poley bear hunting there would be with that stupefying stench wafting across the tundra?
Are these the new digs?
WTF is up with WP?
At any rate liberals suck ass and ecolibtards are the fucking worst of the bunch.
These people are the STDs of thought.
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