Freezing in the dark
For c*nts too stupid to find their c*nts without a GPS, a flashlight and a Sherpa guide.
We've come a long way as a society. The old guide to female masturbation just said: Lean up against your Maytag washer during the spin cycle, then light up a refreshing Lucky Strike (They're Toasted).
If you've got the Sherpa you won't need the flashlight... ;)-DV
What...the...FUCK???This, people. THIS is why we are doomed.
DV, the Sherpa is there just to get her over the hump, so to speak. :-D
No doubt the busy little wenches at HAPPYPLAYTIME are wondering wtf happened to their server....mostly (hell, ALL)guys!:)-DV
Oops...sorry; please move that to the vibrating post...my bad.
As I suspected, you guys really CAME through on that one.Brilliant snarkage.
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For c*nts too stupid to find their c*nts without a GPS, a flashlight and a Sherpa guide.
We've come a long way as a society. The old guide to female masturbation just said: Lean up against your Maytag washer during the spin cycle, then light up a refreshing Lucky Strike (They're Toasted).
If you've got the Sherpa you won't need the flashlight... ;)
-DV
What...the...FUCK???
This, people. THIS is why we are doomed.
DV, the Sherpa is there just to get her over the hump, so to speak. :-D
No doubt the busy little wenches at HAPPYPLAYTIME are wondering wtf happened to their server.
...mostly (hell, ALL)guys!
:)
-DV
Oops...sorry; please move that to the vibrating post...my bad.
As I suspected, you guys really CAME through on that one.
Brilliant snarkage.
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