Saturday, January 25, 2014

Reader Submission: Linky Love Contender

  Rik submitted this morsel. Yeah, I'd probably submit too.      

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dearest you no doubt cream of male Caucasoid cunts,

The probability that any of you saggy-arsed and slack-scrotumed fuckers would ever find themselves In flagrante delicto with any of these young white strumpets is asymptotic to zero.

Who's the fecking nowhere-near-enough-testosterone addled Alpha male 'round these parts?
Come out from behind yer mam's soiled and threadbare Moomoo and face me.
If you dare!
I figger I's gonna have to deal with a few Betas and Gammas first, you know, coming out to defend the Alpha, so let's get it over with now.

Innit?

Soylent Sage said...

Awesome! My first troll is feminist opponent of the DICKtatorial Hegemony of old white guys.
Love the avatar.

Anonymous said...

It's TRAWL! Not 'troll' ya fucker.
Trolling is some singing bollocks and/or some Peer Gynt shit in The Hall of the Mountain King for the sake of fuck!

Feminist?

Ha!

See HERE

In my native tongue, we have no word for 'feminist', but, we sure have one for 'masculinist'. And when ever one should raise his ugly head above the ramparts, he's dispatched to the local Komodo Dragon shelter.

Nice avatar yourself
I envision you now as a long nosed, elegantly coiffed Afghan pawing through your leather bound library whilst disdainfully inhaling a puddle of Armagnac in an immense crystal snifter. AND if the occasion should demand, you could probably also lift your leg over your shoulder and lick your own balls...

Are you the Alpha?

And the hegemony of the high-albedo afflicted is nearing its end, little man. And this is not an idle threat from your's truly, a kitten-cute gamine of Burmese heritage, but an order of Olympian prophecy.

Critter said...

So, a racist with penis envy. How quaint.

Soylent Sage said...

ALTC--I resemble that remark. I haven't swilled Armagnac in 30 years, though I did own a bomber jacket with a map of Burma lining. And yes, I do like Grieg. The A-minor piano concerto is one of the two best ever penned.