Friday, February 27, 2015

You Can Thank Me Later

It was only the 1st Amendment, no big deal. You can thank me when you figure out how to compensate me !!!!!for the Million$$$$$ I was going to extort!!!!! But I'm not bitter. It's cool, its cool.
As you no doubt have learned, the Lesbian Gambit worked so well that I am again relegated to poverty for the foreseeable future. Blogger has capitulated after hearing multiple complaints:
about the negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities
They wisely decided it would be far less expensive than my class action lawsuit ....dammit. Well, like I said, you're welcome.

14 comments:

PatriciusAugustus said...

on behalf of all the other snooch seekers in the Volksrepublic of Taxachusetts, I humbly give you thanks.

B.C. said...

Lesbian AND a foot fetishist? That's gotta count towards at least a Master(bator)'s Degree, if not a Jerkus Prudence.

Sorry to hear about your loss, but it's the world's gain.

Speaking of losses--- we lost Spock today. He's shuffled off to Planet Genesis. He, indeed, Lived Long and Prospered. :-(

Irish said...

I fucking love lesbians!

By the way, cat women is Bi now. That will be worth some good images soon, I'm sure.

Unknown said...

Lesbians for the win... as usual!

edutcher said...

I thought something like that would be the T-Gifriday.

Eric Praline said...

Lesbians: is there anything they can't do? (Besides STFU about their goddam cats.)

Soylent Sage said...

Irish, I assume you mean Ann Hathaway. I blame the pixie haircut in Les Miserables...and Obama. But yes, could be some interesting pix indeed.

Katy--Lesbians are #educational.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

SG FTW!

You are truly the master!

When we shut down the Awards we never got so much as a how-do-you-do from our victims - er, I mean contest organizers. Dude! You got a friggin' Blogger retraction!

BTW: I always suspected you were a lesbian - pitifully crying out in the wilderness for a bit if identity - a smidgeon of social acknowledgement!

And I'll swear to that utter bullsh*t in court!

Soylent Sage said...

TY, McGoo. It's a...hard...job. But someone of questionable taste and morals had to do it.
Too bad I haven't kept up with Lemur King, I'd ask him for a "Blogger Retraction" medal for the sidebar, tastefully rendered over a rendering of tasty lesbians, of course.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

I spoke to (emailed, actually) LK recently, and I believe he is still thoroughly absorbed in solving a knotty problem in N-Space Multidimensional Parcheesi.

I'll mention your recent Stellar Accomplishment to him when he next comes up for air, and - perhaps - he'll take a break from his worthy endeavors to do your task justice.

B.C. said...

Maybe he can cum up with a "Labia Majora" award? (Or, perhaps, "Molon Labia"?) :-D

Old 1811 said...

I think Blogspot should stick to their guns. You deserve the money from your class action.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Does this mean no more lezzas?

Unknown said...

Flaxen: I hope not. I would feel sort of used if it was all just a show.