We female Asians are genetically predisposed to be cheap dates. I reckon it's on account of our low blood alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme concentration. And the fact we might be sluts.
If you find yourself as jetsam in the South Pacific, you a white boy, alcohol will not be needed. The ladies in Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia especially just can't get enough of the 50 and 60-ish white boys.
Mr Green, tis true what Cuddles says about us older white boys. The pesky Asian women are all over us. It must be the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so. Oh well, while in Asialand might as well enjoy da culture.
......the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so.....?
Maybe, but I think it more likely the money is the attractant. And the white boys are usually less violent, and die quickly leaving large pensions and such.
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So true, my friend. And let's face it: they are really distilled spirits, which means we are not drunks.
We are spiritual.
And as a follow up to your awesome graphic:
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/356488126726540272/
It fucking works for me! I am part Irish, part English, and part
German. No drinking problems in my family.
Surely a solvent, not a solution.
Just being picky.
Leonard, with a surname of Jones you are probably part Welsh as well. As for the spiritual thingy: I'm just a drunk.
We female Asians are genetically predisposed to be cheap dates. I reckon it's on account of our low blood alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme concentration. And the fact we might be sluts.
Good to know, ALTC. If I ever have to jump ship in the South Pacific.
If you find yourself as jetsam in the South Pacific, you a white boy, alcohol will not be needed.
The ladies in Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia especially just can't get enough of the 50 and 60-ish white boys.
Mr Green, tis true what Cuddles says about us older white boys. The pesky Asian women are all over us. It must be the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so. Oh well, while in Asialand might as well enjoy da culture.
......the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so.....?
Maybe, but I think it more likely the money is the attractant. And the white boys are usually less violent, and die quickly leaving large pensions and such.
And our large western cocks.
Technically, alcohol is a chemical. But beer? Beer's a solution. :-)
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