Monday, December 29, 2014

Soylent Instant Classic Spassfabrik: Gia

Okay, belay that.  THIS is the, a, okay, one possible future ex-Mrs. Soylent.
Looks like she was shot in 1984, instead of 2014, doesn't she? Damn, that's fine.
What do you mean she's not PMOTY?!?!? They gave it to a Bleach-Blonde Bimbette? WTF? Okay, yeah, she's hot--but she's road kill next to this auburn awesome. Never mind if she stole my soul! Editors need to be executed...slowly, as Gia stands over them...soaping herself.
Still don't believe me...?






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5 comments:

drew458 said...

aces!

all natural and nicely trimmed too.

Soylent Sage said...

See!?! An expert corroboration!
TY, drew.

Eric Praline said...

We can guess why the blonde won PMOTY, but only Hef's viagra supplier knows for sure.

microdave said...

"Looks like she was shot in 1984, instead of 2014, doesn't she?"

My thoughts exactly - how many current Playboy models still have real boobs?

Flaxen Saxon said...

Totty fest, tastic.