Showing posts with label The Future Ex-Mrs Soylent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Future Ex-Mrs Soylent. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2014

Soylent Instant Classic Spassfabrik: Gia

Okay, belay that.  THIS is the, a, okay, one possible future ex-Mrs. Soylent.
Looks like she was shot in 1984, instead of 2014, doesn't she? Damn, that's fine.
What do you mean she's not PMOTY?!?!? They gave it to a Bleach-Blonde Bimbette? WTF? Okay, yeah, she's hot--but she's road kill next to this auburn awesome. Never mind if she stole my soul! Editors need to be executed...slowly, as Gia stands over them...soaping herself.
Still don't believe me...?






(Click to embiggenify...something.)

Monday Motivationator: The Next Ex-Mrs Soylent

I don't think she could button that jacket if she tried. Click for slight embiggenification.