QOTD--Steve Goddard

Thermageddon Joke Of The Week

Steve Goddard  FTW...

AGW Mockery QOTD

Why does it take a political body (the IPCC) to tell us what scientists "believe"? And when did scientists' "beliefs" translate into proof? And when was scientific truth determined by a vote...especially when those allowed to vote are from the Global Warming Believers Party? -- Dr. Roy Spencer

We Can't Find Flight 370 Because #Thermageddon

They really just can't see the stupid for the trees. Yes, Global Warming reveals its amazing powers once again.
I mean, the aliens who took that plane to the moon are laughing their asses off...at least, I think they have asses. Well, if not, Mother Jones obviously has plenty.
H/T The Daley Gator

Icebound AGW Ecotard Mockfest

These are the two best I've seen, courtesy of WUWT and Tim Blair, respectively.

Warmers Pummeled In Senate, Hilarity Ensues

Check out these tweets from JunkScience, compiled by Tom Nelson.
You'll laugh like an endangered seal. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

AGW Awesome: Reading The Entrails

You can add this guy to the Delingpole, Tim Blair Telegraph file...Fucking Awesome:

When pressed on the particular (climate) outlook for the British Iles, Professor Sutton shook his head, moaned eerily unto the heavens, and stuffed his fingers into the entrails of a recently disembowelled chicken, bought fresh from Waitrose in Teignmouth.
Hurling the still-beating heart into a shallow copper salver, Professor Sutton inhaled the aroma of burning incense, then told the Telegraph: 
"The seven towers of Agamemnon tremble. Much is the discord in the latitude of Gemini. When, when cry the sirens of doom and love. Speckly showers on Tuesday." 

H/T WUWT