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Attack Of The Crab Monsters!!!

That was one of my favorite movies as a lad because it had Russell Johnson--the professor from Gilligan's Island--in it. But other than reminding me of Tina Louise, it was pretty bad.

But apparently the Thermageddon Mongers thought it was a scary enough idea to blame on GlobalWarming©. I guess bird flu, plague and zombie apocalypse didn't cut it with the focus group.
So enter a willing Journolist accomplice to spew out this prose...

At UNC, marine geologists are analyzing video of the slaughter that took place when they put mud crabs and oysters in tanks they intentionally polluted with carbon over three months for a 2011 study. It was like watching lions tear apart lambs. 

The crabs scurried from their side of the tanks, banged on the shells of the traumatized oysters, pried them open with a claw in a way similar to what humans do with a knife at restaurants and gobbled them down. (Emphasis mine.)

And you could be next!!!

Unless you agree (or not) to live in fuel poverty, freezing in the dark eating only Soylent Green--we're doomed.

UPDATE--Elevated from the comments for Awesome: 
Chris said...

Crabs eating oysters? Crabs eat oysters. Crab be a oyster eatin' mutha fukka! Crab eat oyster in the mud, ya think salt water is an impediment?

Oysters traumatized cause some dumbass threw 'em in with the crabs!

CRABS EAT OYSTERS!!!

Now gimme money!