I'd be hurling after 200 yards, let alone two miles. But it occurred to me that the escalation of this "celebrate yourself doing something for charity" ego-stroking bullshit is not going to stop--so, we might as well drive it into the ground. I have a few ideas along those lines:
* the Smoke a Pack of Luckys and we'll have dobermans chase you a mile up hill to the ER for emphysema awareness challenge;
*the Set Yourself On Fire and Run 100 Yards to jump in the River for immolation awareness challenge, and
*the Mr. Yuck Drink Hemlock and Scale the Three-Story drainpipe for the antidote Benefit contest for the poison center
Feel free to chime in with your uggestions.
Fuck these self-congratulatory assclowns.
