The top International Page story in today's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette--End Of The World Scheduled For 2047. It's actually from WaPo--because #TopStory--where the always hysterical Thermageddon Monger Seth Borenstein writes that some Hawaiian guy's computer models have created a timeline of climate we've never seen before, and use it to predict future unprecedented levels of things we've never seen before.
Unprecedentedly, the predictions are just far enough into the future that, when these calamities fail to materialize, few alive today will be around to not see the things we've never seen before--Genius!
I would like to congratulate Professor Psilocybin on elevating the argument from personal incredulity to the level of unfalsifiable "climate science." Astounding work, right up there with Peter Higgs.
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That Hawaiian guy wouldn't happen to be part Mayan, would he?
Well, Eric, that joke had a pretty long set up.
This guy is only going a little further than the Millerites.
I BEEN SNORTIN' DRANO AND THERE'S DEMONS IN MY BRAIN!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!
That is all.
Well, at least he put it further out than the Nostradumbasses at the IPCC did with their polar ice prophesy.
And Chris, just freebase some mahogany wood varnish, that should mellow out the demons.
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