Five Million Snoochers Can't Be Wrong

Officially 1 million more visits than the old site. Woo Hoo, BFD!

Well, 'tis the season...

You might want to embiggenify that. Just sayin.' 

One Million Exiles Flock To Soylent Siberia

Pftweeeet!!! Soylent Siberia has hit the 1,000,000 Minion Plateau in less than a year. Pftweeeet!!!
Thank you. Good work all.
Yes, it seem like only yesterday that I was banished from the Soylent Empire I had labored four years to build on the bones of dead Supers...

Ah, I miss the last bastion of the old empire...the full header, the color, the functionality, and access to the colonies like NSKMD above. All gone because someone didn't like what I had to say.
But no matter. Even with the stone knives and bear skins of this Blogger platform, here in the HyperHinterland I shall continue build my Soylent army. And soon my minions, soon, we shall reclaim our rightful glory! We shall drive our enemies before us! Rape! Pillage! Plunder! Burn!
And render them into tasty biscuits for the unsuspecting masses at a substantial profit. So we can have more of this...

and this...

And this...

and this...

and these...

What say you?!?

Then fly my minions, and multiply. And together we will rule this hyperverse!