Two Million Minions Can't Be Wrong

Pfweeet!!!

Yes, thanks to you my minions, 2,000,000 exiles have now found their way to my gulag of grandiloquence. Not much has changed since we crossed the 1 million mark back in February--except, obviously, more of you have come faster. Again, thanks.
DISCLAIMER--I wrote this before the dawning Ebola zombie apocalypse. Carry on.
Meat World blithely and obliviously spins along knowingly accepting the crimes of the God/King, the lies of the Thermageddon Mongers and the calumny of the appeasers of Islamic evil.
My only consolation is that the international cabal of EUrotrash and third-world kleptocrats that is so keen to see the US crumble into constituent fiefdoms has no idea what will befall them after it does. They have been so intent on our destruction that they have sealed their own.
And the Chinese will smile--inscrutably, of course--and ruthlessly destroy the threats that faux erudition and imbecilic correctness welcomed across our threshold. I almost wish I could be there to see it...or what will happen 500 years after that.
But you didn't come here for my Heinleinian prognostication....

Robert was a fan of deflowerment though.
Thanks again for stopping by.

I Predict...

Yes, it is that time wherein I channel my inner Chandu and foretell of phenomena to come. Today's installment: Going Medical!*
And yes, it will be called that.
Before then end of 2014, there will be multiple instances of formerly insured patients blasting doctors' offices, emergency rooms--and maybe political offices--with shotgun and semi-auto fire.
I am also getting visions of terminal patients going full nothing-left-to-lose with TNT.

I further predict...The MFM, led hilariously as always by MSNBC, will demonstrate true dumbfounded bafflement at the cause. Set your DVRs for the priceless comedy.

Of course, I also predict that in a day or two, they will be told by their government overlords that these instances are, in fact, a reaction to the effects of Obamacare. They will then be told to vehemently promote rampant gun and ammo confiscation.
What follows will be Martial Law...
And Obamacare will, finally, have succeeded.

*For those of you too young to recall, back in the 1980s when fired letter carriers returned to their places of work to seek fatal revenge against those who pink-slipped them...and any unlucky coworkers who'd ever scowled at them, it was called: Going Postal. The original nomenclature faded from usage as ex-workers in a number of industries took similar action.